Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars

Snow Day

Dogma: Who threw sugar all over the yard???

Hardcase: Sugar???? Yummm!!!!

Rex: No! You can't go out there

Fives: But it's free sugar!

Rex: Um, no, it's not

Tup: Is it poisonous???

Rex: No. Its snow and it's-

Jesse: Cold! Ah! My fingers!

Hardcase: It tastes like a popsicle with no flavor

Fives: Yuck!

Heavy: Hey guys! Check this stuff out!

Rex: Heavy? How long have you been out there?

Heavy: Since I woke up at 3:00am

Fives: No fair!

Heavy: Do you want to build a snow fort?

Echo: What do you say Fives?

Fives: Uh, yesss!

Jesse: Then let's go!

Rex: Not in your pajamas! You'll freeze. Clothes on first

Hardcase: But I spilt glue all over mine

Kix: Washed and in the dryer.

Hardcase: Yay!

Kix: Btw we need a new washer

Dogma: Its a wonder its lasted this long considering all the stuff it has to wash

Fives: I'm just glad it was able to clean the dishes.

Dogma: What?

Jesse: We were loading the dish washer the other day, but we ran out of room, so we just put the rest of them in the washer

Fives: I mean it's called the washer for a reason, right?

Rex: -facepalm- Just go play outside

The 501st goes out in the snow to play

Fives: Waho!!! Hey Echo!

He throws a snowball at him

Echo: Hey! Two can play at that game!!

Heavy: Or three!

Tup: Look! I made a snow-jedi! It has a robe and everything!

Jesse: It's nothing compared to my snow fort!

Dogma: Can anyone even fit in that?

Jesse: ....its a work in progress! By lunch, it'll be the grandest thing you've ever seen

Hardcase: Mm! This snow is cold like ice cream!

Dogma: You'll get sick eating that

Rex: Just don't eat the yellow snow, alright?

Hardcase: Why?

Dogma: You don't want to know

Anakin: Hey guys! What's up?

Anakin is hit with a snowball

Anakin: Hey! Looks like the snowball fight has started without me! Ahsoka, take the wheel!