Anakin: today is the day I tell you the true tragedy of the rubber chicken
Obi Wan: really Anakin
Ahsoka: not this story!
Rex: it's too weird, and a little creepy and strange
Anakin: but they all must know...
Ahsoka: whatever. I'm going to go get some donuts!
hArDcAsE: I wAnT sOmE tOo
Ahsoka: ahhh!
Rex: Hardcase what are you doing on this chat? I thought it was just us
Fives: we accidentally gave him too much ranch....
Ahsoka: oh
Rex: wait how did you get on this chat?
Fives: a secret... -fades into mist-
Tec: no it was me and Echo
Fives: shhh!!! Well bye were leaving!
Anakin: the story began one rainy day, like any other
Obi Wan: I didn't think it was raining that day though
Ahsoka: it wasn't
Anakin: fine! It was a regular day like any other....except it wasn't! There, in my space box was this strange creepy package
Rex: what was so creepy about it?
Obi Wan: yeah. I mean technically it was just a box, right?
Anakin: guys! Your taking all of the creepiness and suspense out of my story!
Obi Wan: fine, go ahead and tell us all about this mysterious box now Anakin
Ahsoka: were listening
Rex: aren't you watching attack of the clones in the other room?
Ahsoka: ....
Anakin: hehem, well anyways, I see the package and scream
Rex: ?
Anakin: well I actaully screamed because there was a spider in the grass
Obi Wan: of course you did
Anakin: wouldn't anyone? Anyways, I take the package inside, and just as I was about to open it, lightening struck in the sky! Dun dun dun!!!!
Rex:
Ahsoka:
Padme:
Obi Wan:
Anakin: aren't you guys like shook?
Padme: not really
Anakin: so I go and bring the package inside, and I prepare to open it up
Rex: how do you prepare to open a package?
Anakin: you wash your hands, lay it on your table, get a pair of scissors...
Obi Wan: we get it Anakin
Anakin: so, I then open up the package to find.....
Ahsoka: let me guess, a rubber chicken?
Anakin: well no, not at first. All I saw was the packing peanuts
Padme: of course you did
Anakin: but as I move the packing peanuts around, there in the middle of the box, I find this rubber chicken.
Rex: wow
Ahsoka: that's so surprising
Anakin: and so then I screamed
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
