draco malfoy one shots and smut 💋 (18+)

~drunk draco~

Today was the Slytherin weekend party. This was basically where anyone in Slytherin could go to the common room on a Saturday night to get drunk and use the excuse of it being a weekend to make it somewhat acceptable. It was usually just years 4 upwards, with the exception of a few third years. You'd always usually go with your boyfriend Draco Malfoy and show off your relationship to everyone there, but this weekend you insisted on not going due to an argument you'd had with him earlier in the day.

It was silly really, all it was about was a joke that had gotten out of hand. But of course with you both being stubborn, you couldn't just immediately kiss and make up. So instead, you told him you weren't going to the party which irritated him because he thought it would look as though you'd broken up. But of course you let your own stubbornness control you and refused.

You could hear the music from your dorm and occasional shouting which you knew was when one of the idiotic boys were downing as much firewhisky as possible. Although you thought it was stupid, you still found it extremely amusing to watch, therefore you couldn't help but smirk to yourself whenever you heard it, wishing you were down there.

It was getting later now, so you decided to begin getting ready for bed, even though you knew the party wouldn't be done for at least a couple more hours. You headed into the bathroom and began to wash your face and brush your teeth, concluding that you'd have a shower in the morning. You went back into your room and picked one of the many tops you'd stolen from Draco to wear for bed. You weren't bothered for trousers with it being summer.

You went through your social media one more time, laughing at people's snapchat stories of people from the party. Then you decided to turn your phone off and sleep. You were almost asleep when you heard your phone ping. You groaned and reached your phone from your nightstand looking at the message from your best friend.

pansy pface 😈💕: please come and get your boyfriend

Oh god.

You: what's happened? is he okay?

pansy pface 😈💕: yeah im sure he's rather content lying on the sofa hugging the cushion that nobody can touch because it's 'for you'

pansy pface 😈💕: says it's a present to make you forgive him?? because he loves you more then his mums cooking??

pansy pface 😈💕: idk. pls come get him before i video it and embarrass him in front of everyone tomorrow :)

Oh. Dear. God.

You: don't film him, im omw

You jumped out of bed and threw a pair of leggings on that you'd grabbed from your drawers. You shoved your hair into a quick bun and chucked your phone onto your bed after checking there was no more messages from Pansy. You ran down the stairs as fast as possible, dodging the drunk people stumbling up. As you entered the common room you saw Pansy sat on Blaise's lap. Her eyes met yours and you walked towards her.

"He's over there," she began, as she pointed to a very drunk looking Draco Malfoy. He was indeed lying on the sofa, a small green cushion held tight to his chest. "Good luck getting him back upstairs." She gave you a quick hug then carried on her business with Blaise while you made your way towards your boyfriend.

In all honesty, you did find the situation rather amusing. You reached the sofa and saw he had his eyes closed. You knelt beside him and poked him a couple of times in his side. "Draco?" You cooed, trying your best not to laugh. He simply just lifted his elbow up to swat you away, his eyes still closed. You patted his chest this time, as you sat on the edge of the sofa.

"Draco, it's me you spoon." You laughed.

Draco's eyes shot open and then squinted as he got used to the sudden flashing lights from the party. When his eyes found you, a smile stretched his face.

"I have something for you baby." He slurred.

"So I've heard." You retorted, giggling slightly.

He handed you the cushion that he had clutched to his chest. You chuckled as you took it from his soft hands.

"It's a cushion." He stated, evidently proud of himself.

"As I can see. Thankyou so much Draco. I'll forever be grateful you gifted me such a pleasant gift that definitely isn't off the sofa of the common room." She responded, sarcastically.

Not fully realising the sarcasm due to his alcohol intake, Draco responded with a slurred "Anything for you." And a very gracious smile on his face.

You couldn't stay mad at his cuteness. Although, you also couldn't leave him here to embarrass himself further.

"Come on then Draco, time for bed." You told him, as you began to rise.

You held out your arm for Draco to take and he grasped it attempting to pull himself up, only achieving in pulling you down on top of him so you were sat on his lap, face very close to his. "Ooooh cheeky." Draco laughed. You couldn't help but laugh at how stupid he was being and how much he'd hate himself for it in the morning. You got off his knee and pulled him up with you, the cushion still in your hand that you'd return tomorrow. With Draco as steady as possible, you clutched his hand and began to drag him in the direction of your dorm.

"You know something," he began, and you rolled your eyes, finding it hard to hold back laughter. "I really do love you." He slurred. This caused you to smile back at him. "I love you too Draco." He was walking behind you in zigzags but suddenly came to a stop. After a few steps, you turned around and saw he was stood still staring at you looking shocked.

"What's up?" You asked, genuinely confused.

Instead of replying, Draco walked over to where a desk was and began climbing up. You immediately ran over to him wondering what on earth was going through his head. Unfortunately, you were too slow, and he'd already successfully climbed onto the top of the desk.

"Everyone!" He shouted, causing only the people close to him to turn to look at him. The rest couldn't here him over the musing blasting and conversations. "This," he began, pointed at you. "is my girlfriend. And she just told me she loves me." You face palmed but couldn't help the laugh that escaped your mouth as you thought about how you were going to explain this to him tomorrow morning. You looked back up at Draco and saw him sticking his middle finger up at every other boy he could see.

Before another guy saw this as a threat and tried to start a fight, you decided you should really get him to bed. So you took the chair from the desk and pulled it out a little bit for him to use as a step. You reached your hand up, which he grabbed, and pulled him in the direction of the chair. Thankfully, he stepped onto the chair and then stepped onto the floor. You began pulling him in the direction of your dorm again.

This time, he didn't have much to say, just mumbling to himself as you guided him up the stairs. Finally you'd arrived at your dorm and you swung the door open and let go of Draco's hand. You closed the door behind him and went to place the cushion on your desk. You turned to Draco, only to find he'd thrown himself onto your bed.

With a lot of struggle, you took his shoes, socks, and jewellery off of him, as well as his top, leaving him in his grey joggers. After around 5 whole minutes of pushing and pulling, you managed to tuck him into his side of your bed and he looked like he was finally going to go to sleep.

With a heavy sigh of relief, you made your way to your side of the bed, put your phone on do not disturb and turned your room's light off. You put your phone on your nightstand and crawled into your bed resting your head on Draco's chest exhaustedly. After a while, you got comfortable and we're grateful for the final peace. Until.......

"Gracieeeeeeee"

You lifted your head up and groaned. "Yes Draco?"

"I'm gonna be sick."

Here we go again...