*You walk in 15 minutes late to class.*
Teacher: Excuse me why are you late?
You: Because I ran into some gangsters, and a magical unicorn helped me, but then the unicorn had to use the bathroom, and his hooves couldn't wipe himself, so I had to help him myself, and then we landed here.
*Magical unicorn pops out of window, and runs into sunset.*
Teacher: Wait, there would be a sunset! It's 7:00 A.M!
You: Shhh.. adds more effect.
Teacher: You know what, just sit down... please.. :(
*Teacher cries about how hard her life is with students.*
Unicorn: I feel you.
Teacher: O.o
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100 Things NOT to be Done at School! #Wattys2016
RandomDon't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your...
