Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school!
Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your...
Class: JUST SHUT UP ALREADY NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR WHINING GOSH!
Doorbell: ):
*The door swings open and your dad walks in.*
Teacher: WELL WELL WELL WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? THEY ALL CRAWL BACK FOR MORE!
You: O.o
Dad: No... not that... I'm here to talk about my child... you..
*He stares at you and Class has to hold you back.*
Dad: I've come to realize that you, Monica, are the best thing that's happened to me... can you look after my child while I'm gone? I'm going to Albina for a couple.. I dunno 120 years..
*Your teacher's eyes glint.*
Teacher: But of course baby...c; You what do you think of this?
You: I think you should get some carmex, and get admitted in a mental asylum.
Dad: Bye honey! I love it that your already comfortable with your mom!
*He rides on a unicorn that flies away to Albania.*
You: WAAAIIIT NOO!!
Teacher: Don't worry all! I'm flying off to LA for a week!
You: So they'll be a sub?! :D
Teacher: Of course not! You all are coming with me!
You: Well it is LA.... think of all food >:D
Teacher: Okay lets go!
*Magic school bus truck appears and everyone hops on.*
Teacher: BUS TAKE US TO LA!
Bus: Trip to LA, will happen in less than a minute. Please enjoy our non-stopping flow of pizza and Pepsi B)
You: MOVE OVER FILTHY PEOPLE HANDS OFF PIZZA!
*The bus stops, and all the pizza disappears.*
You: NUH :(
Teacher: Welcome to LA! Oh would ya look at that! 3:00 p.m.... time to go to bed!
Class: Is it just me or is Teacher acting weird... o.O
You: Meh. Maybe it's you discovering your inner self...
Class: No one believes me....
*She walks off, while your teacher leads you all to cabins.*
You: Where'd all this come from?!
Teacher: From everywhere and nowhere.
Lucy: My tiny soul finds comfort in those words.
You: ........ Cabins then?
Teacher: So all the girls sleep right here...
*She points to a bed closest to the door.*
Teacher: And the boys..... next to my ward ;)
*Traumatized boy lays and ground and twitches.*
Teacher: Yeah... I'll attend to the boys LATER ;)...
*She makes a dart for the door.*
Class: Something isn't right..... I'm going after her.
You: I'll go with you..
Geovensia: No way! O-m-g if there's a wolf somewhere here... IT'LL EAT MY DESIGNER HANDBAGS!!
You: ..... The chances of wolves here are 1 percent ....
Geovensia: What does 1 PER cent mean?!? OHH I know it means for every piece of my hair its 1 cent!
You: -.- Please just shut up your giving me a headache...
Class: Come on hurry.. I can't smell her scent that much anymore... I mean I don't see her anymore...
You: Hurry! Geovensia! DROP THE BAG YOUR NOT TAKING THAT BAG WITH YOU!
*She rolls her eyes.*
Geovensia: Whatever stupid little piece of garbage!
You: NO YOU DIDN'T!
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*Geovensia collapses on the ground and you hear her bones crack.*
Class: Im gone you all are taking to long....
You: Get up you "stupid piece of garbage".
Geovensia: Okay... B)
*You guys run out of the cabin, and Geovensia slips a designer handbag under her shirt.*
