*Your hiding from your math class. Your teacher knows all of your little hiding places, except the roof.*
You: Hehe.. she'll never see me here!
*You spot a nest that has baby eggs in it.*
You: Well... I am hungry B)
*You go up to the egg, crack it open, and find a half formed bird.*
You: Oh um.. ew..
*You toss the egg off the roof, when the mamma bird comes.*
Bird: SQUAAAAA
You: Hey there.. bird... um heh...
Bird: SQUAAA!
*The bird approaches you.*
You: I'd know that squaa from anywhere.. whats his face.. Fetty..
Fetty Wap: SQUAAAAAA
*Fetty Wap and the momma bird do a mating dance.*
You: Oh okay.. I'll go.. join that little egg..
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In case of any of you guys don't know, Fetty wap is basically this rapper who has this (weird) affinity to end his song with birdlike sounds. He sounds pretty funny xD
I've actually been on the roof... It's pretty easy to xD all I had to do is to climb the garbage can, climb the 2 sets of vertical stairs, and that's it. No excitement, I know.
Now if you don't mind, I'll go snuggle up in a warm blanket, eating Oreo's, and crying of HP, PJ or any other fanfic.
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