*HP creature, I do NOT own it.*
Hey guys, disregard this and DO go to graduations.
They have great cake.
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*It's your graduation, and your teacher is your representation Alma mater. Everyone else is sitting down and staring at you.*
Teacher: Now on the stage, is 'You'. You is a very annoying student who needs help as much as I do. You strives for bad, and well, gets that.
You: I thought this was supposed to be a educational point in our lives!
Teacher: B)
Teacher: Don't you notice no one's moving or talking... or anything?
*You look around at the people, who fall because they're cardboard figures.*
You: Wait what is this? Why do you have some much time in your life to do this?
Teacher: Because I don't have one!
You: Well I'll help you find one... I'll go look for one right now!
*You run out of the building*
Teacher: COME BACK HERE! I NEED REVENGE!
You: Nope bye!
*You bite on your lip purposely, making blood come out, and look at the sky.*
You: Come on....
Teacher: I'M GETTING CLOSER! HEHEHEHEHOOHOOHOOHAHE
You: COME ON!
Teacher: Why are you looking at the sky while making your lip bleed? You need more help than I thought!
*A hippogriff appears from the air, and lands itself on your teacher.*
You: That's why.
*You fly away on the hippogriff, before you fall off his back, land on a cloud which eats you then spits you out, sending you on a running course, where millions of people trample you to death.*
Teacher: YES! FINALLY :')
*A truck runs your teacher over.*
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100 Things NOT to be Done at School! #Wattys2016
RandomDon't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your...
