Was yesterday like a holiday that I missed or somethin' o.O
TO THE PJ FANS! AND HP FANS!
*Raises Trident.*
*Raises wand.*
(HP is gonna have its own chapter BD)
I LOVE PERCY AND LUCIUS EQUALLY SO DONT HATE ME
I HAVE SO MANY THINGS PLANNED FOR THIS BOOK MWAHA
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*The school is hot and stuffy, with people fighting in other places.*
Lucius: GIVE UP PETTY MANATEE!
Percy: Uhm. I'm the son of Poseidon not a manatee...
Lucius: YOU ARE NOW!
*Lucius shoots a spell from his wand, and Percy casually steps out of the way.*
Percy: I think you better have a better shot old man.
Lucius: I'LL LET YOU KNOW IM 69 YEARS OLD!
*Teacher appears.*
Teacher: ;)
Lucius: And I'm married.
Teacher: B(
*Teacher leaves.*
Percy: Um. Okay. Why are you on HER side?
Lucius: I was told I could get hair dye to dye my hair black >:D
Percy: ಠ_ಠ
Lucius ಠ◡ಠ
Lucius: Sorry hun... you're quite handsome but a filthy half-blood and I'll let you know I was a prefect!
Percy: Whats a prefect? O.O
Lucius: A leader.... I knew all children from the sea were dumb. Luckily for you, when I end you it'll be QUICK and painless :) After all, if I don't kill you, I don't get the hair dye!
Percy: Wait what?
Lucius: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Percy: WHAT?
*He jumps out of the way again.*
Luscuis: STAY STILL!
*Percy takes out his ballpoint pen.*
Lucius: HA! You think a pen can stop me?
*Percy's pen turns into a sword.*
Lucius: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡━━━★ WANDS ARE USELESS!
*Lucius wand clatters on the ground and charges at Percy who gets ready to stab.*
Lucius: COME TO PAPA! :D
Percy: O.O
*Lucius grabs Percy's sword and eats it.*
Percy: O.O HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD?
Lucius: Magic. Now, only hand to hand combat will help you.. BD
Percy: Water.. I need water D:
*Percy finds nothing, as Lucuis tackles him and chokes him.*
Lucuis: THE FEEL OF THE BLOOD PUMPING TO MY FINGERS... AHH I LOVE THE LIQUID B)
Percy: Liquid! Thats it! :D
*Percy controls the blood in Lucius.*
Lucius: WHY CAN'T I CONTROL MY BODY?
Percy: I'm using the liquid in your body to control you... sorry...
*Percy makes Lucius bring a hand to his throat.*
Lucius: Noo.. I'll give you one of my mansions D:
*Percy makes Lucius choke himself.*
Lucius: No.. Narcissa.. Draco... I love you...
*Lucius dies.*
Percy: Rest in peace man...
*Percy places a black hair dye in his hands.*
VICTORY
(4/10)
:D
*All victories come with a death B)*
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