Dedicated to: @that5sos1Dlife because I was talking to her while I wrote this and yeah :P
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*Your listening to MCR, when your teacher comes up.*
Teacher: What is this? Listening to music in class?
*She snatches the phone.*
Teacher: Oooh.. who's this handsome guy?
*She points to Gee.*
You: Thats Gee....
Teacher: ILL KEEP HIM FOREVER IN MY DOLL COLLECTION B)
*Your teacher snatches Gee from the screen.*
Gee: OW STOP THAT!
You: See, he wants ME!
*You snatch Gee away from her, and run away on your magical horse.*
Teacher: Get back here!
*The teacher is on Luna's threstal.*
Luna: Why are you being so harsh? Maybe if we all meditated a little, we all could be loving and compassionate!
Teacher: Get off you loser!
Luna: You will not fill the empty bucket of love in your heart if you don't!
*The teacher pushes Luna off.*
Teacher: Now wheres Gee?
You: I dunno.
*You look around, and see Gee and Luna kissing.*
*Your teacher curls up in a ball and cries.*
Teacher: Doesn't anyone love me?
You: No.
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100 Things NOT to be Done at School! #Wattys2016
RandomDon't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your...
