*Bell rings, and everyone settles into class.*
Teacher: Okay shut up kids!
You: o.O
Teacher: Anyway, were going to start off by starting our new 250 point project- building a proportional replica of any statue you choose! Then, you have to write a 100 page packet on this statue... and a essay ONLY 394 pages long! Okay go find your partners, or work alone! AND DON'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SMART PEOPLE!
*Everyone scrambles to work with good people.*
You: D: hmm who's smart in this class...?
*You find the smartest girl in the classroom sitting alone.*
You: Heyy do you want to work with me?
Girl: Uhm. Sure.
*You two sit down at a table.*
Girl: So what statue should we do?
*You stare at her.*
You: You're the smart one here... go ahead do the work!
*Girl glares at you.*
Girl: Excuse me? Are you taking advantage of me?
You: Shh... of course not!
Girl: DON'T SHUSH ME! I'M TELLING MY MOM ON YOU!
*She runs up to the teacher.*
Girl: MOM, YOU'S TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME!
You: Wait.... so she's your mom?
Teacher: Yes don't you see the beautiful resemblance?!
*She puts her face next to hers.*
You: Uhm yeahh o.O
Hey :D
HA NO LINE NOW YOU GUYS CAN'T NAME THEM!
*Sticks tongue out*
Fine fine,
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Happy? lol
I know some of you guys don't take advantage of people lol. But I only did it once, and it was in 6th grade, and that was because if I didn't I'd get an 'F' on it!
I noticed THIS BOOK IS #3 IN RANDOM
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100 Things NOT to be Done at School! #Wattys2016
RandomDon't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your...
