*Your mad that a jerk got a medal, when you KNOW you should've won.*
You: Hmmm maybe if I get a trophy, I'll feel better!
*You sneak in the principal office to get into her display case.*
You: Just a little hairpin..
*You open the case, and grab the first trophy you see, before you hear the door rattling.*
You: Noo. :(
*You fit yourself into the trophy.*
Principal: Hmm whats this? Oh a trophy with mold and salt in it... I'll throw it away...
You: How do I even look like mold and salt?
Principal: What who said that?
You: Uhm... mold and salt.
Principal: Oh okay.
*He picks you up, with much pain, outside to the garbage disposal, and leaves.*
You: Now I'll get out... at least I got a trophy...
*The garbage truck comes suddenly, and you have no choice but to hide.*
You: At least if I die... I'll die with a trophy.... wait what trophy is it for anwyays?
*You read the trophy.*
You: CHEER SQUAD? AHA NO.
Garbage guy: Who said that?
You: Me.
*Garbage guy screams.*
Garbage guy: Please, take the truck so I don't have to see your awful disgusting face!
You: Mkay... did you have to tell me all of that?
Mold and Salt: It's truee!
You: o.O
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100 Things NOT to be Done at School! #Wattys2016
RandomDon't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your...
