Hey guys :D
Dedicated to: @MikaWaii30 for the idea :D
Also, Happy 4th of July, and Canada day (My friend told me it is, so if it isn't... heh)
I was going to update yesterday, but since I had 397 PM's, I answered roughly 200 of them yesterday, and finished at 1 in the morning so I went to sleep :P. I'll get to your PM today if I didn't answer it!
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*Your curious about what goes on at school, so you pretend to be a teacher.*
You: Hmmm add a little more glue on the wig... there :)
*You walk into the conference room.*
Teacher: Aah. Welcome Mrs... wait I don't think I've ever seen you before.
You: Well- ah... you see I'm a substitute.
Teacher: Right, right, I've had amnesia ever since I returned from the hospital.... have a seat...
*She points to a seat next to her and you sit down.*
Teacher: You smell familiar.... I smell tacos...
*Other teachers clear their throats.*
Teacher: Right, right. No eating humans just YET. Okay we have a matter to discuss..... how will we torture our students?
Miss. Cherry: We should torture them into giving us their tacos so we can devour them at home!
Teacher: Very well, Miss. Cherry... what says you, substitute teacher? *cough wink*
You: Uh... well... we can kidnap them and force them to watch us belly dance to Justin Bieber.
*Teacher stares at you, and her eyes water.*
Teacher: Oh my... this makes my heart even freeze even more... I love this... TABATHA! TURN ON THE HEATER!
Tabatha: Yes master.
*She cranks up the heat, which is directly behind you.*
Teacher: What a good idea.... I'll use this tomorrow! Wait what's that dripping on your face?
*The glue melts off your wig thanks to the heat.*
You: Uhh well it's you know.... my wig I mean hair cries sometimes....
Teacher: Of course. Sometimes my hair tells me to go die and wants to detach from me and I don't understand WHY!
*Your hair gets so dry it turns into dust.*
You: Uhhh heyy teachers stop looking at my face....
Teacher: ITS YOU ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK!
*You run out of the room, and find an elevator.*
You: Wow I never knew my school was capable of getting an elevator but okay!
*The elevator grows hands, and feet, and a face. Oh and a body.*
Elevator: AHA YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD OUTRUN US HUH HUH?!
You: Why are you saying 'huh' twice?
Elevator:....... Doesn't matter! I'm eating you now!!
*The elevator eats you, and you spend rest of eternity falling in a bottomless pit. Also known as tartarus.*
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Awkwardly makes entrance.
Heh.
Should I make the next one a continuation of what goes on in Tartarus, OR the next day at school? Tell me :P
WOOH BLANK SPACE WOOO
I dont know :I
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100 Things NOT to be Done at School! #Wattys2016
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