*Someone you know has cancer, and goes bald. You let your hair grow long, so they can have hair.*
Teacher: What is this? Long hair?
You: Yes what about it?
Teacher: In our dress code, your hair has to be shorter that your collar.
You: But I'm growing it for charity...
Teacher: I don't care! You care about those people with bald hair! I don't!
You: Well you should.... considering this...
*You pull off her wig.*
Teacher: GIVE IT BACK IF THE PRINCIPAL SEES ME LIKE THIS, IT WON'T IMPRESS HIM!
*Principal walks up.*
Principal: Impress me about what?
*Teacher looks like she's going to cry.*
Teacher: About my hair..
Principal: It's okay Monica... nothing will put out our everlasting flame of love!
*You spit on him.*
You: Will this put it out? D:
Principal: .......
Teacher: Brad, kiss me!
You: Please don't
*The principal picks up your teacher, and they run into the sunset.*
You: Mk... o.O
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The begining is true.
My friend Tyler, once was suspended for having his hair over his eyes and collar. (He was in a academeny at the time, so the rules were 'formal')
Anyways, Tyler was suspened, and couldn't come back unless he shaved his head clean. His parents (unlike mine) were cool, and let him stay home for 3 months, until his hair grew out, donated it, and then came to my school.
WHY DO SCHOOLS HAVE STUPID RULES?
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