Hey Guys! Sorry for not updating!! I've been having my writer block phase again! Oh and there's a HP reference
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*It's your big test so everyone brings in pencils, because the teacher isn't giving you guys any.*
You: I don't have any D:
*You find a boy named Derek with 20,000 pencils
You: Heyy Derek... um best friend... can I have a pencil please?!
*Derek glares at you.*
Derek: Well according to my calculations... for every 3 minute of the test, a pencil should be switched out 500 times, since there's 120 minutes for testing. This will no doubt maintain sharpness and boldness our test needs.
You:... soo do I get a pencil?
Derek: No get lost... '-'
You: .-.
*You spot a pack of pencils on your teachers desk.*
You: Well she won't notice anything if I only take one....
*You pick up one pencil, and walk back to your desk. Sirens go off.*
Teacher: WHO TOUCHED ME-
You: Thermostat?
*Teacher sees you holding her pencil, and charges at you then sits on you.*
Teacher: WHY WOULD YOU TAKE ME PENCILS?! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE I GOT THEM!?
You: No....
Teacher: FROM VOLDY!
You: Wow you and Voldy are still together?
Teacher: No... this was his goodbye present.. for when he ran off to marry Bellatrix..
*She sits in a corner and cries.*
You: Ohh.. well since your so sad because of him, I'll help you.. B)
*You take her pack of pencils and take off.*
Teacher: COME BACK HERE!
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