100 Things NOT to be Done at School! #Wattys2016

89: Don't Join Cooking Class! (Part 1)

Hay guys :)

So no, this isn't supposed to be a second part of number 89... I know it's confusing but just bear with me :P

A couple people told me about how unrealistic this book has gotten, and its true so I hope you like this chapter. (Not trying to call out anyone :PP)

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*Your mom forces you to take cooking classes.*

Mom: In order to be a good husband/wife, you have to learn how to cook!

You: I don't think that's a necessary skill in life y'know...

Mom: Whatever. Get in the car!

Neighbors: O.o

Mom: DAUGHTER, get in the car.

You: HALP ME D:

*She drives you away to school while she jams to her music.*

Mom: And she knows that I am NOT the one, cause Billy Jean not ma son!

*She dances through red lights and people around you stare.*

You: Please hurry car :(

*You guys reach your school.*

Mom: Have a nice day hunny.... try not to burn down the school :)

You: -.- Goodbye.

*She reaches down to give you a kiss and you swat her away.*

Mom: Okay then bae :(

*She drives away and you go to the cooking class.*

Mrs. Cookie: Hello class :)

*Chalkboy raises his hand.*

Mrs. Cookie: WHAT?

Chalkboy: If your a cookie and cookie starts with cook which makes cookies edible... that means chalk can be edible too!

Mrs. Cookie:..... Chalkboy sit down please '-'

Chalkboy: :(

Mrs.Cookie: Anyways, class, start filling your pots with water and boil it, while adding a tablespoon of salt.

*You and everyone else fills their pots and starts boiling it.*

*Five minutes later.*

Mrs. Cookie: Good job, the water should be nice and hot now..

*She goes down the aisle and looks at everyone pots and stops at yours.*

Teacher: How did you manage to do that?

You: Do what?

*She holds up your pot.*

Teacher: Burn the water T-T

You: Heh.. well I DID marry Natsu...

Lisanna: -.-

You: Why don't you burn yourself Lasagna... I bet Natsu would notice you then :)

Class: OOOOOHHHH

Elsa: I... Some burns can't be healed...

*Elsa runs away.*

Lisanna: :(