Hey guyss :P
(To understand this one, you gotta read the one before this)
Brace yourselves with more updates from my Parents one.... because I was an idiot to accidentally delete it.... sorry if it got you in trouble yesterday D: So fair warning, and I'll upload it all 20 minutes from now so you can chuck your phone in the toilet.
I don't know if you guys watched Wreck it Ralph, but my little sister was obsessed with it, so there's a slight reference in here with that!
Also, if you have a dad who left you, I mean no disrespect to you, and honestly I'm sorry ):
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*Your forced to bring Lydia, your Sister and Brother to school since you mom died and dad gone, and Teacher in the hospital to die.*
Substitute: Who are these cute children?
*Lydia glares at substitute.*
Substitute: Not so much for the demon child.... but anyways, go sit down next to your sister.
Lydia: -.-
Teacher: Today, we will do a lot of fun stuff! First we will make go-carts made purely out of candy, and then a we race them! The winner will have this!
*She holds up an Elixir of Life and Beauty.*
*Lydia's eyes glint.*
Teacher: And after everyone is done, everyone gets to eat their carts!
Class: YAY!
Alex Willis: THEN WE GET TO EAT CHA-
*He glances at you.*
Alex Willis: THEN WE GET TO CHARCOAL!
Sister: What a weirdo. Anyways, I'm getting started.
Lydia: You brat what do you mean? Don't bother to start, because I'm going to beat you all!
*She rushes off to get supplies, and the rest of you get supplies too.*
You: Hmm... for the wheels, it should be Gummy tires.... right Brother? Brother?
*Your brother is busy staring at Alex Willis.*
Brother: Oh uh... right. I'm working alone.... like always...
*He trudges off.*
You: Right... graham cracker body.... icing as glue... gummy bear seats... liquid candy fuel.. and done!
*Your whole class is done except for your siblings.*
Lydia: DARN UNICORN POOP COME OUT ALREADY!
*You find Lydia in the back corner torturing a unicorn.*
You: LYDIA! What do you think your doing?
Lydia: Unicorn poop makes carts go faster you know.... wait you don't because your dumb.
You: FIGHT ME RIGHT NOW!
Luna: No no no! Love is key to the universe! Do not fill your buckets with hatred!!
You: -.- Okay I'll kill you later. Lets go cart race.
*You guys walk out, to see your sister with the best cart.*
Class: Wow! Your cart is so awesome!
Substitute: Lets go class!
Lydia: 8) Okay 8)
Sister: Why do your eyes look like like eights? Never mind... lets go..
*Everyone wheels their carts out, and you don't notice Lydia pouring something in your sisters cart.*
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DUN
DUN
DUN
Yes I know I suck at suspense so bear with mehh. (And yes that's how you say it)
This is a longer chapter, so expect a Part 2 soon!
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