Hai :3
Please don't kill me, my mom took away my laptop \__( ಥـْـِـِـِـْಥ)__/
Anyways, to clear things up, Emily is a BOY. Yes he has a girl name, but what else would I call him? Bob? F-fred.. :(
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*The school is hot and stuffy, with people fighting in other places.*
Emily: STOP HITTING ME WITH PLUSH TEDDY BEARS! THEY SHATTER MY SOUL D:
Sister: Never! Do you know what you made me and my family to go through? IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
Emily: It's not my fault that your sister is beautiful...
Sister: What? You think THAT tramp is beautiful? LOOK AT HER '-'
*Emily looks over at You, who is fighting 20 people at once.*
Emily: Yeah yeah I don't care... wait you're related to her right...
Sister: Yes you dumb bastard open your eyes!
Emily: Oooh that means... you're basically the same...
*He stumbles over to your Sister and breathes heavily,.*
Sister: EW CREEP GET AWAY!
*She throws her china tea set Emily and it bounces off.*
Sister: How did that bounce off? o.o
Emily: I'm not human anymore. The important part is, I want a deal from you.
Sister: What's that '-'
Emily: I wanted your sister to bear my children! Miniature ME'S! But since she can't... you can ;)
Sister: o.o Even though I'm 7... I know what you mean.
Emily: And... ;)
Sister: BE RIGHT BACKK
Emily: Ahh she agrees ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*Emily hears engine sounds, and the school wall breaks down.*
Sister: YOU SICK PEDOPHILE YOU DESERVE THIS!
*She runs Emily over with his own Lamborghini.*
Emily: Noo... not Lamby D: Wait I'm still alive :)
*Sister chokes Emily with her pigtails while still running him over.*
Emily: NO PLEASE!
Sister: You sick creep you deserve this!
Emily: I-I love you Lamby. I love youu!
*Emily dies, and you sister flips her pigtails.*
Sister: You deserved that.
(3/10)
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