TO THE MELANIE FANS!
*Dramatic fist pump.*
Well at first, to be honest I wasn't really a big fan of her.
THEN, when I actually turned it on.... it was deep... and creepy and I liked it :D
(Psst psst Pity Party is my favorite)
Yes even though Bob is a BETRAYER and a PJ person, won't stop Percy, Anabeth, Leo etc. to have their own chapters >:D
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*The school is hot and stuffy, with people fighting in other places.*
Melanie: What are you doing, fighting for THEM?
Bob: Whalee I did marry Teacher so I really don't have a choice... :I
*He crys dramatically.*
Melanie: Don't be dramatic, she's only some plastic...
Bob: STOP! BOB NO LIKE SING! SWEEEEP!
*Melanie ducks out of the way when Bob sweeps his broom, and takes out a bar of chocolate.*
Bob: HAHA! STUPID MORTAL! CHOCOLATE ISN'T MY WEAKNESS!
*Melanie silently puts pieces of chocolate in the gap of her teeth.*
Bob: What are you doing? '-'
*Melanie fires pieces of chocolates at Bob while he runs.*
Bob: WHAT TYPE OF CHOCOLATE IS THIS?!
Melanie: Stale chocolate from my pity party. TASTE MY PITY!
Bob: D:
*The chocolate gets in his eye and it sizzles.*
Bob: HALP IM BLIND HALP! WAIT BUT I'M STILL ALIVE :)
Melanie: Not for long :)
*She throws a bunch of walking dolls at Bob.*
Bob: NOOOO NOT DOLLS! MY FATAL WEAKNESS :(
*The dolls rip rip his body and opens his chest, showing his glowing heart.*
Bob: PLEASE MERCY MERCY I WILL NOT BETRAY YOU ALL! :(
*Bob cries while the dolls force him down kneeling at Melanie .*
Melanie: They call you cry baby, cry baby....
*Melanie slowly takes a piece of chocolate, and aims it at his heart.*
Bob: NOO PLEASE ONE FRAGILE TOUCH WILL SHATTER IT!
Melanie: I SHALL SAVOR THIS MOMENT!!
*Melanie shoots a piece of chocolate at Bob's heart.*
Bob: NUHHH :( DEAR TEACHER I WILL SEE YOU IN THE UNDERWORLD!!
*Bob dies.*
Melanie: :D
Victory: (2/10)
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