*A clean freak annoys you everyday by getting up every 5 seconds to squirt her hands with hand sanitizer.*
You: Hmm... a little squirt..
*You fill clear glue in a hand santizer bottle.*
You: Perfect.
*You put it on the bookshelf, as people file in.*
Clean freak: Oh my god, I touched my lock, locker, and my book bag! Who knows how many microscopical germs were on that!
*She squirts on the santizer.*
Clean Freak: Thats perfect. Now some on my eyelids and mouth, and my openings on my nostrils.
You: Noo D:
*The clean freak rubs it all over her face. She stats mumbling stuff.*
Teacher: Sydney, whats the matter now?
*The clean freak turns blue, because her nostrils and mouth is sealed.*
Teacher: What? You want to go to the bathroom? Why didn't you tell me?
*She tosses her out of the class.*
Teacher: Now don't knock yourself out too hard, you know our school doesn't have Febreeze..
ESTÁS LEYENDO
100 Things NOT to be Done at School! #Wattys2016
De TodoDon't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your...
