*You take red paint, and write "The chamber of secrets has been open. Enemies of the heir, beware on the wall."*
You: Whew, that took so long to do..
*The teacher suddenly swings open, and your teacher walks in. You hide in a stall, forgetting to take the paint bucket.*
Teacher: OH MY GOD!
You: D:
Teacher: A bucket that says 'Polar paint' and has blood in it! And it looks like paint!
You: Whew..
*The teacher glances at the wall, and reads it.*
Teacher: This can only mean one thing....
You:....
Teacher: VOLDEMORTS IN HERE! YOUNG VOLDEMORT! WHAT SINK HANDLE IS IT?!
*Your teacher attempts to turn all of the sinks on and off.*
Teacher: Oh I know.. it's modified, so I have to run into the wall!
*The teacher runs into the wall, and falls down, cracking her head. You come out of the stall.*
You: Are you okay..?
*Your teacher springs up, and starts laughing like a maniac.*
Teacher: HA! I ACTED STUPID ON PURPOSE SO I COULD CATCH YOU IN THE ACT!
You: Are you sure? I honestly don't see a difference.
Tom Riddle: OOOOHHHHH
You: ;)
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100 Things NOT to be Done at School! #Wattys2016
RandomDon't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your...