Hey you :3) (Yes that's supposed to be a nose)
I couldn't update for one reason.... my sister looked really suspicious seeing me locked up in my room while trying to write this. When she came in I slammed the cover of my laptop, and well.. I'm a kinda terrible actress soo ^._.^
Sister finds out = Tells mom = R.I.P
Heh hope you all like like this B)
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*Your teacher makes you all bring pets to sacrifice for the rebirth of her beauty, so you steal your brothers snake.*
Teacher: Okay class form a single solid line! Right now! Or everyone gets a F!
*Your class stands in front of your teacher, and your friends are standing in front of you.*
Friend: I never knew you had a snake! Keep him away from from my hamster!
Snake: B)
*Your friend screams.*
Friend: AWHMAGAWD KEEP THAT WAY IT JUST SMILED AT ME!
Teacher: Next! What do you have here, Friend?
Friend: Oh my Hamster.
Teacher: What's his name?
Friend: Hamster.
Teacher: .... Right. Next!
*You walk up and your teachers eyes fall on the snake.*
Teacher: Oh my my this snake reminds me of a song... B)
You: Uh...
Teacher: HIT IT BOYS!
*Magical topless men appear, and turn on music your way to familiar with.*
Teacher: *Sings in Miranda voice.* MY ANACONDA DON'T. MY ANACONDA DON'T. MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!
*Your teacher is naked except for snakes around her, which are slowly slithering off.*
You: NO NO NO SNAKES STAY ON STAY ON.
Teacher: A BOY NAMED TROY USED TO LIVE IN DETROIT!
*Snakes slither off her completely and your teacher dances.*
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You: My poor soul...
*You faint as well with everyone else in the class and one person is standing.*
Alex Willis: WOOOH ENCORE ENCORE
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100 Things NOT to be Done at School! #Wattys2016
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