Hey guys :D
*Dodges flaming pitchforks.*
Yup I know you're getting spammed, but not on purpose! I accidentally unpublished 100 things NOT to be said to Parents... and whale... Wattpad doesn't have a way to publish it all at once so it's depressing work.
Oh and if your reading this chapter, you need this: *Passes around Holy water, Zamzam water, iced tea, or Oreo Milkshakes.*
Just because I know there's those dirty people I'm helping you out.
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*Your teacher is in the front of the class, saying random stuff about work.*
Teacher: Now, we move ten paces to the right, divide the variable on either side....
*Most of the class falls asleep.*
Teacher: And THEN, the fun part. We do a 100 step equation. Anyone want to demonstrate?
*A tumbleweed passes by.*
Teacher: Why is no one participating?!
Class: Silence.
Teacher: Why are you saying silence?!
Class: Blinks.
Teacher: STOP THAT! THAT'S NOT THE WAY YOU DO IT, YOUR SUPPOSED TO DO IT NOT SAY IT!
*No one talks, so you decide to help your class out.*
You: Maybe because this subject is dry! It's even drier than your lips!
*Teacher stares at you.*
Teacher: How can I moisten it up? ;)
*Your class sniggers and you don't have a snappy comeback.*
You: LYDIA MY ASSISTANT ATTEND TO ME RIGHT NOW!
*The Earth rumbles, and Lydia appears.*
Lydia: What? I was at a party with a guy this better be good.
You: Give me a large pool of water... that's impossible to break surface of.
*She clicks her tongue.*
Lydia: Done. NOW DON'T CALL ME AGAIN YOU DON'T OWN ME!
You: Then why'd you come in the first place?
Lydia: -.- Bye.
*Lydia disappears, and you lift your teacher and throw her in the pool.*
Teacher: Gurgle gurgle!
Class: Why you saying the words? Your supposed to do it B)
You: And that kids, is you to 'moisten' the class up.
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100 Things NOT to be Done at School! #Wattys2016
RandomDon't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your...
