Warning: PJ scene: Any true PJ fan will see it right away but please don't spoil it because I already have a list long enough to find people. B)
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*Everyone's out and ready to race on a track.*
Substitute: Oh and also, there might be large gumballs coming at you and squish you to death so you might die but oh well!
You: o.O Uh okay....
Sister: I AM READY FOR THIS!
*Brother stares at Alex Willis, then at Sister.*
Brother: Make sure Ale- I mean my sister are safe. Promise?
You: Promise.
Lydia: I WILL KILL IF I HAVE TO! Well, literally y'know.
Teacher: On your mark...
Brother: I need to go pee.
Teacher: Get set....
Brother: No seriously....
Teacher: Go!
Brother: Oh okay!
*He pees in his cart, while your far ahead in the race.*
You: THIS FEELS SO GOOD!!
*Your sister and Lydia catch up and beat you.*
Class: GO SISTER! GO SISTER! GO SISTER!
Lydia: Curse those puny muggles! I'll make sure there's no sister to cheer about B)
*She silently takes out a box of matches.*
You: I feel like I've seen his scene before.... oh well pit stop to eat one of my gummy bear chairs!
*Lydia throws a match in your sisters cart, and it explodes, and sends flames on everyone else's carts.*
You: NO FAIR I DON'T LIKE GUMMIES GOOEY EWW! Wait wheres my sister?
Lydia: That charred body over there...
*She points to a body in a corner.*
You: WHAT NO WHATS GOING ON HOW? ONE FLAME CANT GET HER LIKE THAT!
Lydia: I poured gasoline on her seat beforehand. Bye I gotta race to win!
*You race after her, with everyone else in your class, and Alex Willis comes in level with you.*
Alex: Hey You. So.. you know I really like you and...well will you go out wit-
*A giant gumball topples on him and he's crushed.*
You: Okay maybe never bye!!
*You see the finish line at the end, and Lydia is near it.*
You: NOOO!
*Your ditch the car, and run instead, and get run over by your classmates.*
Substitute: AND THE WINNER IS LYDIA!
*You get up, staggering.*
You: No.. you can't give it to her... you know bad things could happen...
Substitute: Nonsense! Congratulations!
Lydia: Yeah whatever gimme the freaking bottle I have a hospital to attend to...
*She grabs for the bottle, and disappears. Your brother runs up.*
Brother: Hey you! Did you win? Did Sister win? Did Alex win?
*You turn to him slowly, and crouch down to his height.*
You: Hey bro.... I have something important to say... about those two people...
Brother: Come on lets go to an ice cream place to celebrate!
You: Look... they're down with mom with Hades (insert anything you believe in)..
Brother: Your funny lets go to an ice cream place already!
*You drag your brother and show him the bodies.*
Brother: No... you did this right! Your pranks! Right? Say it's a prank!
*You don't say anything and look away.*
Brother: No. NO NO NO! YOU PROMISED! YOU LIAR YOU LIED TO ME!
You: I'm sorry... I didn't know... I tried okay...
Brother: FOR ALL I KNOW YOU WHINED ABOUT GOOEY GUMMY BEARS AND REJECTED ALEX!?!
You: .... I'm sorry...
*Your brother storms away with miniature skeletons in his wake.*
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Yup Nico 2.0 there c;
Had to include it I just love Nico '3'
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