*You ignore the title and audition for the play anyways.*
Teacher: Okay congrats to the following people: 'You, Christine, Paul, and Heather.'
Heather: Wait who's 'You'?
You: Me
Heather: Ohh YOU.
You: o.O What?
*Teacher clears her throat.*
Teacher: Since there's no boy's to play 'Bob', looks like I have to fill in.
You: Oh unimportant...
*You guys rehearse.*
Teacher: Okay, 'You' is Kathy. Christine is Suzanne. Paul is Crumpledoodle....
You: Crumpledoodle? The dog?
Teacher: No old man.
You: Uhm okay.
*You guys start playing.*
Teacher (Bob) : But my blistering pain cannot be ceased, for only your tender lips on mine will! Kiss me Kathy!
You (Kathy): Wait we don't ACTUALLY have to kiss... RIGHT
*Teacher licks her crusty lips.*
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You: Mkk no byee!
*You run away from your teacher.*
Teacher: COME BACK YOU KNOW YOU WANT THEM!
You: D:
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100 Things NOT to be Done at School! #Wattys2016
RandomDon't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your...
