*Your running from your classroom, your teacher chasing you.*
Teacher: NO WAY! YOUR NOT GONNA SKIP THIS TIME!
*You back away in he teachers lounge, and slam the door, piling up furniture on the door.
Teacher: Fine. Stay in there! No one will get you out!
You: Okay.
Teacher: You'll starve to death.
You: I have a pack of Oreos.
Teacher:.... Fine...
*Teacher walks away.*
*Three hours later.*
You: OREOSSS! GIVE ME OREOS!!
*You crawl at the door.*
You: Looks like no ones gonna get me out.. ooh pantry cabinets B)
*You find bottles of wine in the cabinets.*
You: Oh well, since I'm thirsty...
*You drink some wine.*
You: Oh a little bit more... B)
*You end up drinking the whole bottle, and all the other 24 bottles.*
You: There WAAAS a farmer had a oreoooo EI EI OOOOOO
*Your teacher busts in.*
Teacher: What is this? Drunk?
*The teacher drags you away to get you normal.*
You: AND A CRUMB CRUMB HERE AND A CRUMB CRUMB THERE HE A CRUMB THERE A CRUMB! CRUMB CRUMB EVERYWHERE!
Teacher: I see why you didn't make choir.
YOU ARE READING
100 Things NOT to be Done at School! #Wattys2016
RandomDon't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your...
