Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school!
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*Your close to graduating, and you have to get credit hours, so you work at Starbucks.*
Employee: Soo.. basically all you do is be in this room, alone.. with all of these cinnamon pastries, subs, salads, and drinks. Oh and by the way you can't eat them.
*You stare at the food.*
You: Yeahh... um you can count on me.. Lisa.
Employee: It's Dolores. But okay.
*She walks out of the room, leaving you with all of the food.*
You: Well since I work here.. and theres so many.. it wont hurt to eat one...
*3 hours later.*
Employee: Okay, your shifts ove- OH MY GOD WHERES ALL THE FOOD?
*The employee hears grunts.*
Employee: O.o hello?
*You crawl from the corner you were hiding in.*
You: Help-help mee! Prune juice!!
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*She screams.*
Employee: OH MY GOD WHY IS YOUR NOSE BLUE AND BIG?!
