*You finish eating bean tacos, feeling like you stomach is going to explode.*
You: Okay if I fart quietly, I'll be good...
*You fart, and it ends up sending a earthquake over the cafeteria.*
You: Uhm.. who did that? o.O
*Everyone drops dead from your toxic fart.*
Bean tacos: LETS GET HERE! NO ONES AROUND SO WE CAN DEVOUR THE OREOS YAY
You: OREOS PROTECT ME!
Oreos: Sorry hun, your all alone on this one!!
*Oreos jump out of your head, and disappear.*
You: NOO! Wait, if your gonna posses me, please don't take over my brain!
Bean tacos: Um if we don't posses your brain, how else are we gonna posses you?
You:.... Uhm you can posses my uncontrollable farting?
Bean tacos: OKAY YES, WE'LL TAKE OVER THAT, AND KILL EVERYONE WITH YOUR TOXIC FUMES!!
You: :'(
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100 Things NOT to be Done at School! #Wattys2016
RandomDon't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your...
