Hey guys '3'
So alot of you are asking me why I hate Twilight so much.
Well its not that I HATE it....
Its.. its... its just....
I don't like glittery tampons.
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*You class has to do photo shoots for the school yearbook*
Teacher: Okay shut up students!
*All the students be quiet and watches your teacher.*
Teacher: Okay class! You is up!
*You stand stand behind the white background thing.*
Picture man: Smile hunny!
*You frown and start crying because you remember how miserable your life is.*
Teacher: Stop frowing hon! Remember me and a smile will appear on that cute face of yours!
You: O.O :(
*You frown harder and the picture man take the picture.*
Teacher: Oh well you still look attractive in frowns....
You: O.o
*3 weeks later, and the picture comes out.*
You: I hope she isn't in her classroom....
*You forget a packet of Oreo's in the classroom and come back after school to get it.*
You: Please don't be here....
*You walk in and hear rumbling sounds from the desk, so you be dumb and go to see what it is.*
Teacher: Oh my I love you so much!
*You find your Teacher cuddling with your school picture.*
You: What are you doing?
Teacher: Cuddling with bae.... WAIT BAE IS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW :D
*She hugs you and kisses you on the forehead.*
Forehead: Have mercy on my soul.....
*Your forehead shrivels up and dies.*
Teacher: Weird. That's what happened to the Principal when I kissed him only everywhere so he died if ya know what I mean..... ;)
*You go over to your seat and take the Oreos, and try to sneak out of the room.*
Teacher: -and thats also what happened to George Hamilton, 5th grade... hey where ya going bae?!
*She chases you down the hall, and you see Bob the janitor.*
Bob: Hi you! It's nice seeing you here!
You: Not the time get out of the way this woman's convinced I'm her bae.
Teacher: YOOOHOOO BAE!!
*Bob stares at your teacher.*
Bob: Your the most beautiful human I've ever laid eyes on......
You: You don't have eyes your a titan so you see through you brain.... (Makes this up xD)
Teacher: Titan? Money. Fame. Cute children!
Bob: Lets go get married.... :D
*Your teacher and Bob run into the sunset, but drops her because shes heavy.*
You: O.o I'll be leaving now bye!!
ESTÁS LEYENDO
100 Things NOT to be Done at School! #Wattys2016
De TodoDon't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your...
