63: Don't Make Science Pies! (Part 2)

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Since you guys wanted a part 2 :P.

Warning: Corny scene. Oh and, the usual, supernatural creatures, HP references. Oh and MCR, and a dash of Spongebob B)

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*Teacher hops on a magical Griffin, and you casually chase her, on your silver hippogriff.*

You: Why are you riding a Griffin?

Teacher: Well why can't I? -.-

You: Well first off, your not a Gryffin-

Griffin: DOOR!

*The Griffin smashes into a large door, sending Umbrid- your teachers head snapping.*

You: HA! Now wheres that Pie...?

*You look frantically for the pie.*

You: BAE?! BAE?!

Hippogriff: Which bae chu talking about?

*Your husband pie pops from the teachers grasp, and hears this.*

Pie: Well okay.. I KNEW YOU WEREN'T ANY DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHERS, YOU TWO TIMING-

You: NO IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE BAE YOU ARE THE ONLY

*Pie jumps to join Luna who has her arms wrapped around Gee.*

Luna: It's okay! Don't fight over me! We all can love each other equally!

*Pie and Gee glares at each other.*

Gee: Okay. Whatever.

*You turn to your hippogriff.*

You: You ruined a perfectly good relationship.. I MEAN THINK OF THE BABIES!

Hippogriff: Um this isn't Spongebob

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Hippogriff: Um this isn't Spongebob... a human and pie don't make a Chipotle burrito...

You: OKAY I'M DONE WITH YOU THERES ONE THING THAT HAS TO BE DONE!

You: OKAY I'M DONE WITH YOU THERES ONE THING THAT HAS TO BE DONE!

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*Hippogriff screams.*

Hippogriff: NOT THE OLD MAN MASK NOOOO

*You shoot your hippogriff.*

You: HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU MOTHERF-

*Luna stuffs Chipotle burrito in you mouth.*

Luna: No none of that hunny!

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This was longer than expected lool. But it was fun writing.

Also, I have this addiction with adding pictures with this. I don't know it's satisfying to add them.

I'm weird.

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