Hey!
Sorry for not updating.. I was gathering... never mind you'll see :)
Anyways, this chapter is your Dad (who returns and you'll see why) and Nash Grier from Magcon.
Sorry.. I personally has nothing against him because he's actually really *cough* hot *cough*.
THIS CHAPTER MIGHT BE TRIGGERING
CHECK THE END IT'S IMPORTANT
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*The school is cool and partly quiet, with people fighting from behind objects.*
Dad: BACK I TELL YA! BACK OR ILL DROP THE BEAT AGAIN!
Nash: Okay okay I'm back D:
Nash: Why don't you crawl back from the cave you belong in?!
Dad: ..... I belonged in a forest in Albania. But I came back because....
*He looks at You.*
Dad: Because I messes up... and I'm trying to make things better.
Nash: Yeah.... uhm okay that's too bad, you might have to apologize to her/him in Tartarus :)
*He throws a Piano under your Dad, who collapses under it.*
Dad: MRH- WHERE DID YOU GET A PIANO FROM?
Nash: I used to play one in 2014. But anyways, Sorry dude, this gotta happen :)
*He takes out a chainsaw, and you're dad lifts the piano off.*
Dad: *Gasp* I need to apologize before I die.....
*He stumbles, and catches on to Nash's hair.*
Nash: EW DON'T TOUCH THE HAIR DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY LAYERS OF GREASE I USED ON THAT?
Dad: Lets see :)
*He grab's Nash's hair, puts all of the grease in a bucket, and hands it to Spongebob.*
Spongebob: WOW! Look at this Mr. Krabs! This hair grease will help us cook krabby patties for my whole life >:D
Mr. Krabs: Get to it boy.
*They skip away.*
Dad: o.o
Nash: MY HAIR! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! :(
*Nash cries silently, as your dad pats his back.*
Dad: Just trying to help you out :(
Nash: OH I heard about you! You're the creepy man that ditched his wife AND kids for a creepy old woman!
Dad: Yeah but-
Nash: And you try to make an excuse for this? Maybe that's why your daughter/son is acting so weird!
Dad: I....
Nash: Gosh, just kill yourself will you? No one would want to have an outcast for a dad! See what you've done to you're daughter/son? You've embarrassed them at Graduations, prom night, and invaded them when they were in their own rooms!
Dad: .... :( I've messed up big time.. haven't I?
Nash: Yes you have... old man :))
Dad: I'll be right back.....
*30 minutes passes, and you're dad doesn't come back.*
Nash: Where's the old man at?
*He walks into the girls bathroom, and sees a body on top of a stall.*
Nash: Hullo? WHO'S THAT?
*He approaches closer, and sees your dad's body hung on a stall, with a message in blood writing, 'I'M SORRY-.*
Nash: Sorry.. who?
*Nash takes off the paper, and it says 'Nash'.*
Dad: Woow you actually thought I was going to kill myself? HA!
*He roundhouses Nash, and his teeth breaks.*
Nash: MRH D:
*Dad viciously pounds him with his collection on 'How to be a cool dad' book.*
Nash: Still alive...
*Nash tries to crawl away, but your dad drags his foot back.*
Dad: Hope you can swim.... I know I can because I can because I'm a hot stud :)
Nash: O.O
*Your dad pushes him in a toilet.*
Dad: Say hello to Bob the fishy for me :)
*Your dad flushes him down.*
VICTORY
(I WON'T EVEN BOTHER/10)
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