*It's the big football game. You dump out all of the Gatorade, and add something else.*
You: Hm... more salt maybe. More blue dye...
*You fill but the empty Gatorade bottles with blue salty water, that looks like Gatorade.*
You: Heh.. I should run! They're coming!
*You hide behind a locker.*
Dude: Awe dude that game was a blast!
*They suddenly undress.*
You: Awh! MY EYES, MY EYES, MY INNOCENT EYES...!
*Dude looks behind the locker.*
Dude: Aweh look at this little girl, shes so desperate, she came to see us!
*Dude drinks Gatorade.*
Dude: What is this SICK STUFF?
You: I was actually here to do that...! Bye!
*You run out, while they chase you on the field.
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100 Things NOT to be Done at School! #Wattys2016
RandomDon't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your...