*You go home after a day at school.*
Mom: Hey baee how was school.
You: Well normal, the principal tortured us to find out what happened to his 'love'.
Mom: Good to hear. Now bae go turn on the news channel, Oprah is supposed to come on!
You: Okay..
*You go over to the t.v., and turn in on to the news channel.*
News Reporter: And we have breaking news- a madwoman broke out of jail, by the name of 'Teacher'!
You: Eh. Unimportant.
*You leave and go upstairs.*
Sister: Hi sista! Do you have any money to spare to see your life future?
You: If I give you any money, will you go away?
*Sister shivers, and twitches.*
Sister: You will enter thou dwelling, a tempest flowing from thy temples as the lunatic emerges from thy shadows!
You: o.O okay looks like my tacos are infecting siblings too... O.o
*You walk inside your room, and hear scraping under your bed.*
You: Wot was that? o.O
*You hear the scraping again.*
You: o.O hello? Wait why am I talking to the walls?
Voice: Because your talking to what's in the walls ;)
*You scream and instantly pee yourself, as the voice comes out of the shadow.*
You: Teacher?
Teacher: YOUR GONNA PAY YOU LITTLE RASCAL!
*Dad barges in.*
Dad: WHO YOU TALKING TO? AND WHO'S THAT?!
*He points to your teacher.*
Teacher: Oh... I'm just a lamppost ^-^
Dad: Oh okay. Bye honey!
You: NO!
*Dad leaves.*
Teacher: Now where was I? OH RIGHT TORTURING YOU!!
You: D: MY SISTER WAS RIGHT!
*Principal comes out of nowhere.*
Teacher: Ohh hey baby!!
Principal: DONT BABY ME! I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE! YOU DIRTY TWO-TIMER!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Principal: I know you've been smooching with my brother! (wink cough)
You: Okay I'll go get some Oreos and never return bye!
Teacher: COME BACK HERE!
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^What the principal did to your teacher
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100 Things NOT to be Done at School! #Wattys2016
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