Hey guys :D
As you can see, more people voted on Hades :P (If you don't know what I'm talking about, reading the chapter before this.)
Anyways, I feel really bad for the people who wanted to know what goes on in shcool, so that'll be in the next chapter, and people who don't/didnt Percy Jackson (aka puny mortals).
Please vote... and I hope you like this :D
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*You reach the end of tartarus, and happen to lad of a roof made out of dead fingers.*
You: Ow..... why are fingers so hard
Fingers: We used to be living thing too you know.... we haven't seen a living thing in a thousand years....
Christina Perri: I'll love you for a thousand more.... Till time stands still....
Fingers: Oooh who's this hot stuff ;)
Christina Perri: I'm single :)
*You search for a excape route not wanting to see the Fingers romance affair.*
You: Aha! A chimney!
*You jump down the chimney, and fly down, and then reach the ground.*
You: Eww who decorated this fire place? It's all moldy and crusty and-
Voice: WHO DARES INSULT MY HOME?!
*You instantly pee yourself, and a man walks out from the shadows.*
You: Who are you?
Voice: Hades. WHY HAVE YOU ENTERED MY DOMAIN?
You: Well uh..... you see I kind of climbed into a elevator that happened to really be the Doors of Death.... and then I landed on your roof and then Christina Perri appeared, and flirted with your fingers then I came down on your moldy and crusty fire place and peed myself from your voice.....
Hades: Please.... have a seat ಠ__ಠ
*You sit down across from Hades while he gives you pomegranates .*
Random Voice: HELP ME THE PAIN THE PAIN!!
You: What's that? O.o
Hades: That's my father Kronos. We chopped him up then threw him in the pits of Tarturas... but I like keeping him close by to caress my hands over his cut up form ^_^
You.....right....
Kronos: HELP PLEASE PLEASE ILL GIVE YOU ALL THE PRETZELS IN THE WORLD!!
Hades: Enough. This annoys me. Tabatha, take care of him.
Tabatha: Yes master.
You: Ha that's funny, at my school there was a teacher named Tabatha....
*Tabathas eyes glint.*
You: Uh....
*Tabatha tackle you and Hades and tie you up.*
Tabatha: You both will make a good bounty, yes?
*Your brother walks on with a bag of Chipotle.*
Brother: My Lord I have brought food for the ressurec-
*His eyes zero on on you.*
Brother: Filthy liar. Don't worry my Lord I'll rescue you.
*He sends a bunch of mini skeletons that eat the maid and spare her fingers and free Hades.*
You: I'm still here you know....
*Hades turns to you.*
Hades: It is up to Brother to decide your fate...,
You: Hey bro' 3
Brother: ಠ__ಠ
Brother: I don't know you anymore.... you liar. I hope you aren't afraid of living pomegranates.
*They leave while pomegranates you ate earlier devoured your intestines.*
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