*Your family finishes eating dinner, and you don't eat a thing.*
Teacher: Hunny why aren't you eating anything? B)
You: Uhh I feed off my fandoms.
*Your dad kicks you under the table and whispers to you.*
Dad: Don't make me look like one of those uncool second husbands!
You: o.O you don't want to run for her... :(
Teacher: Okay enough side conversation... it's time you all see your rooms!
*You all follow your teacher.*
Teacher: So this one is for the parents....
*She shows them a red lacey room, with a king bed.*
Mom: Oooh lets go honey I love it!
*Your parents go inside.*
Teacher: Yes I'm alone with the brats.... B)
You: Uhh go on please....
Teacher: This is your sisters room...
*She shows a room with bright pink walls and teddy bears in chairs.*
Sister: OMG YOU SHOULD BE MY SECOND MOMMY!!
Teacher: Don't worry hun in a few days time...
*You and your brother follow your teacher.*
Teacher: And this, little boy is your room!
*She shows your brother a closet.*
Brother: YOU ARE THAT CREEPY WOMAN D:
*Your teacher shuts the door and locks it.*
Teacher: I'll attend to him later... right now we'll go to your room!
*She leads you to a downstairs room.*
You: Uh I gotta go pee bye!
*You run off to the kitchen and pick up a knife, and hide inside a cabinet.*
Teacher: YOOHOO HUN COME OUT!!
You: Please don't find me...
Teacher: Who said that?
You: Uh Chalk boy!!
Teacher: CHALKBOY TRAITOR FILTH DISHONOR LIVING IN VOLDYS HOUSE!!
*She lunges on the cabinet, breaking it.*
Teacher: AHA YOU!!
You: Err hi.
Teacher: IM GOING TO KILL YOU-
You: But not right now? I get it.
Teacher: .... Bite me -.-
You: Nope I'm good..
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*Makes awkward entrance*
Heh. Hii. I make the worst endings so boo
IF YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THE TEACHER MEANS DO NOT MENTION IT OR I WILL FIND YOU!!
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100 Things NOT to be Done at School! #Wattys2016
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