*Your as usual, running from your crazy teacher who knows your every hiding place.*
You: Okay maybe this will work...
*You squeeze yourself in a locker.*
Teacher: COME OUT COME OUT WHERE EVERY YOU ARE TEACHER WANNA PLAYYYY
You: O.o Please don't notice me...
Teacher: Who said that?
You: Uhm.. stray wrapper?
Teacher: Oh okay....
*Teacher walks away.*
You: Yay now I can get out!
*You try to unlock the locker.*
You: What the- It's locked from the outside.
Locker: MHM IT'S BEEN SO LONG THAT I'VE EATEN SOMETHING GOOD!
*The locker gives a series of farts and rumbles. The Phillips commercial lady pops up.*
Phillips woman: Do you have constipation, diarrhea, gas bloating pain?
Locker: Cursed woman! Go away!!
*The Phillips woman leaves.*
You: Uhmm... Oh okay then...
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100 Things NOT to be Done at School! #Wattys2016
RandomDon't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your...
