Umbridge: REDIKKU-
Percy: NOOO!
*Percy jumps in front of the spell.*
Anabeth: Why would you do that... for a random mortal person....
Umbridge: It's not a regular mortal... it's mixed with.. possessed aliens and tacos and...
You: Um how did this whole problem come to be?
Umbridge: You questioned me about voldy baee
You: ..... please... make me forget this.... :(
Umbridge: With pleasure.
Umbridge: OBLIVATE
*Everything does dark, and you wake up on your desk.*
Teacher: WAKE UP!
*Teacher wakes you up.*
You: DON'T TOUCH! YOUR UMBRIDGE
Class: .....
*Teacher leans in your ear.*
Teacher: I'll make sure Voldy hangs you on a unicorn tail (B
You: D: IT IS REAL!
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Not remotely funny, but plain weird.
I know :P
Remember: Theses are more like like fillers for #40
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