Heyu :)
I COULD update, but I didnt.
I touched the unspeakable 'P' word.
DIRTY PEOPLE NO THE INNOCENTS!
But noo, it's not THAT *Shivers*, I got plagiarized -.- Wait I hate that word sounds so formal... lets say copied.
I've talked to this person before.. but they've ignored me and continued...
So I guess I'll keep on trying and if they don't stop I'll share the name.
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*The school is hot and stuffy, with people fighting in other places.*
Donald Trump: I've hoped to fight against YOU B)
Class: Why is that creep? '-'
Donald Trump: I always like to end people... of your type..
Class: MY type?
Donald Trump: LOOK AT YOUR SKIN COLOR!
*Class looks down at her wrists, and sees a pretty brown color.*
Class: I would say the same for you.... except I don't think people have orange skin :)
*Donald Trump charges at Class and she grabs his lips.*
Class: Hmm I think this will make homeless people happy... :)
*She rips off his lips and knits it into a scarf.*
Donald: MRH!! MRRRRRHHH!
*Class looks over and sees Teacher hold her lips.*
Class: YO CRUSTY LIPS CANT HIT THAT! ( @SugarPlumPurple )
*Your teacher runs away, as Donald Trump takes a knife silently out of his back pocket.*
Class: THATS RIGHT SHOO TEACHER SHOO!
*Donald Trump goes behind Class's back and gets ready to stab.*
Class: Ahaha. You think I can't hear your wig hair scratching against each other?
Donald Trump: D:
*Class takes his knife and cuts off his hair.*
Class: I think we should give this to the beaver you stole it from....
*Beaver from Narnia snatches the wig away, and returns back into Narnia.*
Donald Trump: Mfrh! Fin! Fineesh!
Class: Not quite...
*She takes an orange peeler.*
Class: Let's think of the immigrants you will help by donating some oranges? :)
Donald Trump: MRH NO! NO MRH HALP!
*Class orange peels his skin and rotten oranges fall out.*
Class: Hmm this reflects on your heart.... rotten... Oh well I think I'm done... Wait never mind..
*She takes Donald's Trump's suitcase and takes out his small loan of one million dollars.*
Class: Hmm I wonder how money looks like burnt....
Donald Trump: HMMMPH! MER CAY!
*Class burns his million dollars.*
Donald Trump: Nuhh..
*Donald Trump dies.*
Class: :D YASSSSS!
*Class dabs.*
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