Hey guys :4) Yes that's an other attempt at a nose....
I couldn't update for one word...... SISTER.
A lot of you guys are asking if I have an Instagram, Snapchat, Kik, or Musicall.ly...
Sad thing is, nope. Believe me, I used to be into those .... but stopped for 2 reasons:
1.) Picture stealers- Last year, I got my Instagram account BANNED permanently because someone stole my picture, and apparently reported me, saying I stole HER picture -.- ever since then I've hated it.
2.) Every time I download something, it automatically goes to my parents phone :( I'm still figuring out how to get rid of it '-'
Read the bottom part :P
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*You stay after school to do tutoring, since your dad forces you to.*
Dad: Bye honey I put the Goldfish in the Oreo's like you asked! (I actually tried this and it wasn't that bad)
You: Okay whatever '-'
Dad: What did you say?
You: Nothing mom. I love you.
Dad: Oh okay. It must be ANOTHER stray wrapper! I don't know what's up with the wrappers these days...
*He drives away in her car.*
You: Ahahaha! As if he ACTUALLY thinks I'm going to after school stuff.... I'll just hide in the toilets!
*You run inside the school, and make a beeline for the bathroom.*
Teacher: Hey you! I see that you made it!
*Your teachers sitting on the sink with students sitting around her in a circle.*
You: What are you doing here O.o It's a girl/boy's bathroom!
Kid: I'm transgender......
You: ........ Okay. I was talking to the teacher....
Kid: Okay :( No one talks to me anyways.....
*The kid runs off.*
Teacher: Sit down, and learn something new!
*You sit down.*
Teacher: Okay so basically, we we are learning what goes down in-
Class: THE DM IT GO DOWN! IT GO DOWN IN THE DM IT GO DOWN!
Teacher: ..... Believe me I have 1000 DM's ;).
You: O.o
Teacher: But anyways, we we're talking about what happens when you go to the bathroom... ;)
You: You pull your pants down, poop or pee, then clean yourself, then wash your hands and walk out.
Teacher: That's right! Now I'll show you all examples B)
Kids: Okay!
You: Bye I'll go hide in a stall!
*You hide in the farthest stall and lock it. Suddenly have to go pee.*
You: Should I pee my pants.... nah that's inhumane.
*You sit down, and start peeing.*
You: Hmm wow this school actually changed the ceilings! AAH WHATS THAT?!
*You see your teacher look over the stall and you quickly cover yourself.*
You: WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU INHUMANE CREEP?!
*Teacher slowly breathes like a creep.*
Teacher: Just enjoying the view.... baee....
You: STOP GET AWAY!
*You kick her in the face like a pro, and she falls back in the other stall and manages to break the toilet.*
Teacher: Ouch... :(
You: HAHA!
Teacher: There's only one more way to see bae without getting hurt... HIT IT CLASS!
Class: You got it teacher :D
*Class aggressively whips on your stall, and it cracks open.*
Teacher: GATHER AROUND STUDENTS THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO POTTY :D
You: Pee stop! D:
*The students take pictures of you while you try to cover up.*
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Heh hoped you guys liked it!
So I just made a drawing of what I imagined the people in the classroom who've talked!
If you want to see it, please give this chapter a like '3' thanks guys!
BTW IS ANYONE ELSE HYPED TO WATCH THE BFG?! I remember I had to read that book and didn't understand it but I did and fell in love..
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