Ch107: Fuck...Heeeey

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A Few Days Later...

Its. A. Fucking. Mess. Its only been two days an the house looks like shit!!

"She ready does clean everything for us! Where the hell is anything??" Smitty asked

The living room was a mess, the kitchen was dirty, apparently laundry is a problem too- we really need to appreciate her for cleaning after us.

"Evan the dogs look hungry, have we fed them?" Delirious asked

I face palmed and took in a deep breath.

"Fuck..." I complained

"What do we do, we can't find jack shit!" Lui said

"Hey I found- I found a sock, wow." Nogla said disappointed," I thought it was the remote."

I removed my hand from my face and saw them all looking at me.

"We need to call Y/N." I said an took out my phone

They all looked relieved as I called her an put it on speaker. She picked up.

"Heeeey!" I said innocently

She bursted out laughing and I sighed.

"Let me guess the house is shit, you can't find anything, the dogs are hungry, the kitchen is messy, the living room is total shit and basically things I usually do are now noticeable?" She asked

"Please help." I sighed

She giggled and then heard her walking.

"Alright, look under the coffee table for the remote! All the socks put them in the basket in the laundry room and I'll do that when I get home. The controllers for the consoles should be behind the tv or in the cushions of the couch." She said

She went on an on about where things were an we eventually found everything and organized the living room.

"Girl how the hell did you know where everything is and not even see how the place looks like?" Luke teased

"I clean it everyday, they are usually in repeated spots." She replied," the dishes I trust brian knows how to wash them and put them away and the dogs food is under the patio in the floor compartment."

"Go go go go!" I whispered

Brian left to do the dishes and delirious left to feed the dogs.

"I'll vacuum the house when I get home, and um? Has anyone cleaned their rooms or checked for dirty clothes. Oh- and food, don't worry about making it yourselves! I found a bunch of menus and they're right by the toaster." She said

"Okay, thank you." I said

"Bye guys! Love you all!" She giggled

The others said bye an love you and I hung up.

"I didn't realize she did all the heavy lifting." I said

"You mean all the mothering." Marcel teased

"Shut it!" I complained

They laughed and I smiled a bit an shook my head.

"Anyways, was that all that needed to be done?" I asked

They nodded and then we heard the dogs barking an run by the doors. Delirious came in and chuckled a bit.

"I found out who showers the dogs but aren't here." He said

They took out their phones and I did not want to call her agin.

"Ah ah ah! No! We are not gonna call her again, we can do this one ourselves!" I said," phones! Everyone!"

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