Interview

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An interview excerpt with our main character in Pick The Second Male Lead. Our Interviewer for today is Bob.

Bob: Welcome Readers to this special segment. Next to me is the main character of Pick The Second Male Lead also known as PTSML.

MC: Excuse me Bob. I hate to be technical with you but you're not physically next to me. You're just a crazy-voice-in-my-head.

Bob: ...

MC: Anyways, please continue on with the interview. I don't have much time until the next game starts.

Bob: [Sighs] Why don't you tell us a little about yourself?

MC: What's to tell? I'm a pretty boring person.

Bob: [Heavier sigh] Okay, let's start this again. What is your name? I'm sure the readers would like to know.

MC: MC

Bob: ... MC...?

MC: Yes

Bob: Really... That's your real name?

MC: Yes

Bob: Fine. What's your favorite color?

MC: Pink

Bob: Food

MC: Coffee

Bob: I don't think coffee is consider food

MC: It is to me

Bob: [Signs] Favorite number

MC: 1 Million

Bob: Three Measurements

MC: Pervert

Bob: Excuse me?

MC: Pervert, what kind of question is that?

Bob: For your information, I'm trying to give the readers an image of how you look

MC: I'm 5'-5" with long black hair and light brown eyes. That's all you're getting from me you big pervert

Bob: ...

MC: Next question

Bob: How old are you?

MC: 24

Bob: Occupation

MC: Chief Badass

Bob: ... Care to explain...?

MC: What? That's my official title at the company

Bob: Okay... Where do you work?

MC: CINO Technology

Bob: Oh that's a pretty big company. What's your job there?

MC: Bob, my title should tell you I'm the boss there. I do what bosses do

Bob: ...

MC: Next question

Bob: Are you single?

MC: Yes

Bob: What type of man are you looking for?

MC: I'm a pretty simple woman Bob. I only ask for my man to be tall, handsome, and filthy rich

Bob: ... Those are all superficial qualities. What about personality?

MC: Faithful

Bob: Faithful?

MC: Faithful

Bob: [Sigh] Final question. The readers would like to know from the second male leads you've met so far, which is your favorite?

MC: Aren't they all the same?

Bob: Yes and no. They may share the same soul but their characters and lives are different.

MC:Heng-ge has the best temperament. Kai has the best looks. Roman has the best body. And Xuan has the best sex drive.

Bob: ...

MC: Did I answer your question?

Bob: [Tired sigh] That's all for today. Thank you MC for doing this interview. Would you like to say something to our readers?

MC: Thank you everyone for following me in PTSML. I hope you continue to enjoy the game as much as I do.

End of interview. Bob is crying in the background while MC is smirking at him.

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