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"Come on, e! We're late!" Grayson yelled to his twin brother as we ran out the door.
Ethan looked at himself in the mirror one last time before heading out and locking the door.
They wasted no time and rushed to their parents house for the family reunion. They haven't seen their whole family in a long time, just their parents and Cameron. But they were most excited to see their aunt, y/n. She wasn't just any relative who just talks about their feelings and sports and the weather and stuff. She just drinks beer non stop and rants about the life people have. Plus she's single and really fun. They haven't seen her in a long time, and they can't wait to see her. She was just really fun, in a twisted, offensive, bastard type of way.
Once they got to the house they rushed into the house and was greeted by a bunch of happy families with smiles and warm hugs. They were all really happy to see the twins after so many years. Once they greeted all family they looked around frantically and then saw y/n walking out of the kitchen with a beer bottle in her hand. She was extremely tall almost 5'10. Wearing a blue sweater, ripped black jeans, and brown beat up shoes. Hair still messy and all over the place, bags under her eyes. Classic.
"Y/n!" They both yelled happily and ran up to her embracing her in a bone-crushing hug.
"Don't act like you missed me, dipass." Y/n said in her raspy voice that was now permanent.
The boys laughed and stepped back looking at their aunt. Haven't changed her attitude that's for sure.
"But we did." Grayson smiled.
"Yea sure, Grayson and y/n forever. Www. Grayson and y/n adventures. Www. Grayson and y/n. Imagine it Grayson and y/n www." She said again and burped in the middle of her sentence.
The twins laughed and y/n just rolled her eyes.
She took a swig of her beer and went out to the living room with the rest of the family.
Soon enough the twins were both fighting about the face creams they were using for the clean skin grind. And sadly the whole family had to listen to it. Y/n was on her 10th beer. She was now sick of hearing them fight so she stood up and said "are you fucking kidding me? What the hell do either of you have to be uncertain about? Which chair to sit in while the rest of us talk? Come on spit it out!"
The twins started talking at the same time loudly arguing and blaming each other almost giving y/n a headache.
"Alright, alright cool it. I see what's happening here, your both young, your both unsure about your place in the universe, you both want to be aunties favorite. I can fix this. Grayson sit here and Ethan sit here." Y/n said and set down her beer sitting Ethan on the left side of the couch and Grayson on the other side.
"Your very different from each other in a lot of ways. Twins or not. You have to understand as far as aunts concerned your both pieces of shit! Yea I can prove it mathematically. Actually let me grab my notebook, this has been a long time coming anyway." Y/n said in her raspy voice and went upstairs to grab her notebook.
"So in conclusion. Your both equally mercurial, overly sensitive, clingy, humonguli. And I honestly can't tell the two of you apart, part of the time because I don't go by height or age, I go by amount of pain in my ass! Which makes you both identical!!" Y/n finished and explained with her raspy voice.
The twins mouth were wide open in shock. They both said nothing in shock and confusion.
"I-I. I'm sorry Grayson." Ethan started first.
"Yea I'm sorry too man." Grayson said back and both of them stood up and hugged each other.
"Yea ok. I'm getting another beer." Y/n rolled her eyes and went to the kitchen.
The boys followed after her and sat down next to each other at one of the stools and Ethan started "even though you don't give a shit about anyone or anything. We still love you."
Grayson then added "Yea. We're really glad we got to see you after so many years. We missed you."
"Aw shut up, asswipes. I didn't miss you at all." Y/n said and took a swig of her beer.
The twins looked at each other then got up and hugged y/n. Y/n wasn't one to share her feelings or anything really. But she was amazing. They really did miss her. They are definitely not going to separate from her anytime soon.
As you can probably tell this is inspired by rick and morty.
