Boboiboy Shitpost Book

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Cyclone: Hey, Thunder!

Thunderstorm: Fuck off.

Cyclone: Did you just hit me with a lightning bolt?

Thunderstorm: Shut the fuck u—

Cyclone: Because you're absolutely stunning

Thunderstorm:

Cyclone: *runs*

Thunderstorm:

Thunderstorm: *chases after Cyclone with a chair*

* * *

Thunderstorm: Stop

Cyclone: Huh? Stop what?

Thunderstorm: Stop using your powers

Cyclone: But I'm not??

Thunderstorm: Would you just stop sweeping me off my feet?

Blaze, in the background: oHHHHHHHH

* * *

Blaze: You know how beautiful you are?

Ice: I'm not gay

Blaze: Oh come on

Ice: Wait, you're a guy?

Boboiboy, next to them: *spits water*

Boboiboy: EXCUSE ME?

Ice: Calm down it's just a burn to him. Not you.

Boboiboy: We're the same person

Ice: Oh

Solar, drenched in water: Ahem.

Boboiboy: Uh, sorry.

* * *

Leaf: So-lar! So-lar!!

Solar: Hm?

Leaf: Cyclone and Blaze thought me this. They told me to tell this to you!

Solar: What is it?

Leaf: "You're my sunshine! Without you, my world would be withered. You are my light!"

Solar: *breathing intensifies*

Solar: *hEaRt AtTaCK*

Leaf, on the verge of crying: Huh? Solar, wake up! Don't scare me!

Fang: Goddamn

* * *

Earth: What? I hate romance. Got no time for that shit.

Yeah he's happy being alone. He doesn't need no stinking woman.

Or man.

Whatever.

* * *

Fang: What coffee would you like, Boboiboy?

Boboiboy: As dark as bitter as my soul.

Fang: One ice-blended milk chocolate with extra sugar and milk with rainbow sprinkles on candy whipped cream coming right up!

Boboiboy: Fang can you not

Fang: No

* * *

Thunderstorm: God why do we have to do this

Quake: Agreed

Fandom: DO IT!

Thunderstorm: *reads smudged ink on hands* You may control rocks and Stones, but you can't... Um...

Thunderstorm: You know what

Thunderstorm: *whips our cool ass blade*

Thunderstorm: I'll just kill you all

Quake, holding Thunderstorm back: Just calm down dude. Don't kill anyone tonight.

* * *

Boboiboy: First of all

Boboiboy: Why is this even a ship

Kaizo: What is the definition of "shipping"?

Boboiboy: Second of all

Boboiboy: Why is Fang engaged to a donut

Fang, putting a ring on a red carrot donut: WHY NOT?

Boboiboy: *flips table*

* * *

Yaya: Thank God we aren't looped into this

Ying: At least we're not as bad as Gopal. He's shipped with Ciciko!

Gopal, pops in: Say WHAT

Ciciko: *choking intensifies*

* * *

Thorn: Hey—

Thunderstorm: *hissing at Cyclone over a table*

Cyclone: *ish trying to calm him down with jokes but failing and making it worse*

Blaze: *playing chess with Ice and losing*

Ice: *wins for the twelfth time*

Quake: *lowkey ranting with Boboiboy*

Boboiboy: *so done with bullshit from villains*

Solar: *looks at Thorn by the door*

Thorn: What's going on?

Solar: The usual

Thorn: Okay!