Petir: //doesn't do his chores// //sleeps all day// //he'll act like he's on his death bed if you wake him up//
Angin: //Suddenly smart AF// //overworks himself// //edgy if he doesn't know something//
Tanah: //SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG//
Air: //SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG 2.0//
Cahaya: //SCREAMINGGGGGGGG 3.0//
Daun: //edgy boi// //takes everything to seriously// //tsundere//
Api: //No don't do that Angin you'll exert yourself// //why am I in this psychopathic family// //someone give me a break//
***
Shizuko: //high fever because of blushing too much because she's shy//
DX: //acting cool//
DX: //trips over air//
Lara: //SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGG// //cursing like there's no tomorrow// //fuck people//
Atalanta: //WHEEEE I'M A BIRD!!//
Atalanta: //falls out of ship//
Ainya: //depressed//
Ainya: //suddenly happy//
Ainya: //depressed again//
Sky: //flirts flirts flirting// //flirts more//
Sky: //brings out knife// //you wanna get tortured?? :)//
Diana: //mom// //don't do that you'll get hurt//
***
What was actually suppose to happen:
Lara: FUCK YOU! YOUR FACE SO UGLY Y'ALL NEED PLASTIC SURGERY TO FIX YOUR BRAIN!
Shizuko: :'( I—I'm sowwy…
Atalanta: Hello, honeycakes! Good-looking as usual, huh?
DX: No. Atalanta, stop doing that to people. Lara, apologize to Shizu this instant!
YOU ARE READING
Boboiboy Shitpost Book
General FictionWarning: Theories, Foreshadowing, Cursing, and indefinite sarcasm. Leaf is trying to figure out what shipping means. Solar is too embarrassed to help.
