Boboiboy Shitpost Book

SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Cyclone: Guys! GUYS!!

Blaze: What? Are you crazy!? I was so close to winning!

Cyclone: Solar, Quake and Thunder were hit by JujurBot! Now they can't say or do anything but the truth or what they're thinking!

Ice: Oh... //falls back asleep//

Blaze: Is that why neither Solar nor Thunderstorm is yelling right now?

Thorn: Honestly, I thought their inner worlds would be louder... OwO

Quake: How long will this wear off? I'd fuck this shit if this doesn't- //realizes what he said// //slaps hand over mouth//

Cyclone: The guy who owns the power sphere said a week or so!

Thunderstorm: Back to self-harm and drowning myself... //also realizes// //runs out of the room//

Solar: If that boy returns with a cut on his body, I'm gonna tie him to his bed. //realizes// //teleports away//

Quake: Those fucking lovebirds... //realization 2.0// //covers mouth// //bolts out of room//

Blaze: D—did Quake just curse!?

Cyclone: And Thunder and Solar didn't!?

Thorn: D: THE WORLD'S GONNA END!!

Ice: Shut up. >:( //goes back to sleep//

***

Cyclone, opening Thunderstorm's room door: Hey, buddy, you alright?

Thunderstorm: Why are you here? Stay away from me. //ouch dude that was actually the truth//

Cyclone: Uh... why do you hate me so much?

Thunderstorm:

Thunderstorm: //fights it but fails// //sighs// Ever since I was kidnapped I almost killed you and Quake and that guilt's haunted me until now. I'm afraid that I'll get manipulated again and repeat history. This time against all of you.

Cyclone: B—but that was two years ago! No one remembers it!

Thunderstorm: I do...

Cyclone: Then why couldn't you just say something!? We could help, you know! We're here for you!

Thunderstorm: Ye— //stops// No... I'll lose control. I don't deserve you guys. Leave me alone.

Cyclone: No! You're hurting! You can't just tell me to leave!

Thunderstorm: I'm sorry, but, //summons blade// I can make you leave. Go before I make you.

Cyclone: //hurt// So... you really hate me?

Thunderstorm: //looks away, covering mouth// //throws the blade towards Cyclone, but misses and lands on wall//

Cyclone: //leaves the room//

Thunderstorm: //sighs// //sits on floor// No...

***

Quake: //sleeping on the couch in the middle of noon//

Blaze: QUAKE!!

Quake: //cracks an eye open// //annoyed// What, Blaze? 

Blaze: Cyclone's crying in his room! And I think because it's Thunderstorm. Do you know what's going on?

Quake: //adjusts his posture so he would be lying down with his back facing Blaze// No. Leave me alone.

Blaze: Uh... you're not acting like yourself, are you?