I have accomplished nothing. :D
Sorry for not updating anything for a while. I'm busy with life but there's a new one shot coming up and I'll try to finish This Isn't Your World before focusing on Mirror, then The Black Strings.
Either way, here we go.
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"This town ain't big enough for the both of us."
Petir: WHAT?? YOU WANNA GO?? I'LL FIGHT YOU TO THE DEATH. *cocks gun*
Tanah: Well, deal with it. I'm not stopping you from breathing anyway.
Angin: Oh, alright… //shoots self//
Api: WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN?? ISN'T THERE AN EXTSNSION PLAN COMING UP??
Air: Okay. //goes back to sleep//
Daun: Yeah. So move out, thx! 030
Cahaya: //pulls out a big ass extention plan// I have it covered. So if you see the perimeter- blah blah blah blah
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How to befriend a wild Halilintar:
Step 1: Bring them a pikachu hoodie.
Step 2: Offer it as an offering.
Step 3: Approach said Halilintar.
Step 4: Get electrocuted.
Step 5: You failed. Try again when you reincarnate.
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How to befriend a wild Blaze:
Step 1: You don't.
Step 2: If step one fails, try cake.
Step 3: If step 2 fails, try chickens.
Step 4: You gave him fried chicken. You're an idiot. Everything is in flames. Hell has come to earth and into your room. Satan has fled hell to make way for your demise.
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Ochobot: Things you can't live without?
Gopal: All of you!
Yaya: My friends!
Ying: You guys!
Boboiboy: Everyone!
Fang: Affection. Ew. Red carrot donuts.
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AU where BBB is an exorcist and he saw Fang controlling the shadows for the first time:
Boboiboy, holding a sword by Fang's throat: WHO IN THE NAME OF HEMERA ARE YOU?? UNPOSSESS THIS BODY THIS INSTANT!
Fang: Bitch, the only thing possessing my body is crippling depression.
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Hali: I hate physical contact. The last time I touched someone was in hand to hand combat. Six years ago.
Taufan: But you're literally sitting on Gem's lap—
Hali: This means nothing.
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Thorn, winning a game of hide and seek: Solar! I was the best hider, right?
Solar: That's nice, but can you do this?
Solar: //dies to Retakka//
Thorn:
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Villain AU:
Texting
Hali: Gem, can you get some milk?
(6 six years later)
Gempa: Sorry. Was on the run from the police. Lol. What flavour?
Hali:
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YOU ARE READING
Boboiboy Shitpost Book
General FictionWarning: Theories, Foreshadowing, Cursing, and indefinite sarcasm. Leaf is trying to figure out what shipping means. Solar is too embarrassed to help.
