amato is a boomer

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Boboiboy: I almost died over dozens of times since I was 10,

Boboiboy: I saved the world when I was 12,

Boboiboy: I singlehandedly controlled all 7 elements!

Boboiboy: aND YOU TOLD ME TO BERDIKARI-

Amato: Ok boomer.

Requested by chrycracy

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What if MATA and TAPOPS traded places for a day?? Lmao both of them are screwed because:
- alien tech is unpredictable and more advanced
- TAPOPS cannot handle a "normal" day to save their asses

Ok enough ejen ali :0

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Winx AU:

Solar: I don't have magic! I rely on technology and skill! I am the top of Red Fountain! (Hali bursts into laughter behind him) I am the sole confidant of our specialist forces! I do not use petty, pretty magic like all you stupid, flashy fairies!

Blaze: Okay boomer.

Plot twist: Solar is indeed a fairy

Plot twist 2: So is Hali

Plot twist 3: And so is Quake

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Quake on an interview: My team is perfectly organized, (Blaze screams as the building is set on fire) diligent and could make the correct decisions (Ice lazily puts out the fire as Thorn's cap is also on fire) because we've been training (Thunderstorm screams murder as he pounces on Blaze) for many years! (Cyclone carries Thunderstorm away)

Reporter:

Quake: Any questions? (Solar falls from ceiling and lands on Cyclone, causing them to crash)

Reporter: Yes… your sanity…

Quake: *eye twitches* Help me.

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