Taken from the Golden Girls
Thunderstorm: That's a lie. I never get sick. I treat my body like a temple.
Blaze: Yeah, open to anyone, day or night.
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Solar: You know back in middle school, I dabbled a little in poetry.
Quake: Oh, that's nothing to be ashamed of. Lots of guys who couldn't get dates wrote poems.
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Cyclone: You know what I hate doing most after a party?
Ice: What, trying to find your underwear out from the big pile?
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Solar: Hey Thorn!
Thorn: Must you always be so cheerful, you empty headed Rapunzel knock-off?
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Cyclone: Remember Blaze, don't do anything I wouldn't do!
Blaze: I think I crossed that line when I got a date, Cy.
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Solar: Flirting is part of my heritage.
Thorn: What does that mean?
Ice: His mother was a slut, too.
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Blaze: Can I ask a dumb question?
Ice: Better than anyone I know.
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Quake: Arrested for prostitution, I can't believe it!
Thunderstorm: Quake, we were framed you dumb fuck—
Quake: I know! I don't know why they think anyone would pay money to sleep with you.
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