Quake: (walks in to see Solar tied up by Thorn, Thunderstorm strangling Cyclone, and Ice freezing Blaze)
Quake: Who started it this time?
Thunderstorm, Solar, Ice: points at the trouble trio
Quake: AGAIN????
* * *
Blaze: THORN! COME HERE!
Thorn: YEAH, BLAZE?
Blaze: WANT TO DO SOMETHING FUN?
Thorn: YEAHH! What are we gonna do?
Blaze: Lemme give ya a hint. It involves pillows, blankets, and screaming~
Thorn: (grins) Oh, so that...
Thunderstorm: What
Solar: Oh noo
Ice: (Ice.exe has crashed.)
Quake:...
Cyclone: WE'RE GONNA BUILD A PILLOW FORTTT!
Blaze, Thorn: (runs off to raid everyone's beds)
Thunderstorm, chasing after them: STAY OUT OF MY ROOM
Solar, following Thunderstorm: RAID THUNDER'S BUT STAY OUT OF MINE
Quake:
Quake:
Quake:
Quake: One of these days, they'll be the death of me...
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Relationships and Differences: Idea came from Widzilla
Male Quake, 16 years old: Leaf! Water! Why are you all covered in mud?!
Male Leaf, 6 years old: (sobbing)
Male Water, 10 years old: We got chased by a dog and we fell in mud... it was raining.
Quake: Be more careful next time... (sets up a perfect bath and they comply)
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Female Thunderstorm, 16 years old: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Female Fire, 10 years old: NONONONONONONONO! (Collar gets grabbed by Thunderstorm)
Thunderstorm: (shoves Blaze into a bath and scrubs her until she's clean)
Fire: :') I hate this so much...
Thunderstorm: Hate you too you little fucker
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Male Cyclone, 16 years old: (covered in mud, tracking stains in the living room)
Female Solar, 6 years old: I JUST FINISHED MOPPING THE FLOOR! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE 16 AND THE RESPONSIBLE ONE!
Cyclone: Sowwy...
Thunderstorm: You're a disgrace to the older ones.
Quake: Thunder! Don't say that!
Cyclone: I cri...
* * *
It doesn't matter who gets into a fight with whom
'Cause Quake will always be the one breaking out every fight
Before it even starts
Be true to yourself
Are you really going to mess with his strength
Word of advice from Blaze
Don't even think about screwing up in front of him
~ Do Not Mess with Quake, said poem created in about ten seconds
* * *
Quake: *fixes up everything, picks up the pieces after his brothers' messes, cooks every meal, does the chores but no one notices*
Quake: *sighs* I'm leaving for a three-month break with Fang and the others...
His brothers: *cries and misses him*
The second day of Quake leaving-
Solar: Does anyone know how to use a microwave?
Thunderstorm: Well we're fucked up
Thorn: QuAkEy cOMe bAcK
YOU ARE READING
Boboiboy Shitpost Book
General FictionWarning: Theories, Foreshadowing, Cursing, and indefinite sarcasm. Leaf is trying to figure out what shipping means. Solar is too embarrassed to help.
