Reverse Boboiboy: How will Tok Aba face me? He's disappointed in me because I'm evil. Ah well if anything goes wrong, I can just kill him-
Reverse Boboiboy: *gets patted on the head*
Reverse Boboiboy: *looks up*
Tok Aba: My poor grandson... you must be tired. You worked so hard your hair turned white, huh?
Reverse Boboiboy:
Reverse Boboiboy: *cri*
Tok Aba, starting to panic: Eh, it's fine now. You're back. Here, I made some cocoa for you.
Reverse Boboiboy: *drinks*
Tok Aba: Is it good?
Reverse Boboiboy: *nods*
Tok Aba: Do you want another one?
Reverse Boboiboy: *cris more*
Reverse Thunderstorm, inside of Boboiboy's head: Shit shit shit abort murder plan abort aBoRt ABORT
Reverse Quake: HE SAID ABORT YOU FUCKERS
Reverse Blaze, sharpening knives: Abort what now
Reverse Thorn: Oh my fucking god
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Female Quake: Uh huh. So what. You think I'm not strong because I'm a girl or whatever - tell that to the fucking pipe I'm shoving up your ass later.
Yaya: Oof
Female Thunderstorm: RUN AND I WILL MURDER YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU LOVE
Ying: Double oof
Female Cyclone: Ay look! It's the newest tragic movie! *cries to it* It's so sad...
Gopal: Um say what
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Female Reverse Boboiboy: Are you really gonna fight me?
Adu-du: Yes! I will defeat you once and for al-
Adu-du: *head gets severed*
Female Reverse Boboiboy: Oh, wait, you can't. *wipes blood off face*
Reverse Boboiboy: That's my thing!
Female Reverse Boboiboy: Says who?
Reverse Boboiboy: Fuck you.
Female Reverse Boboiboy: I refused to be fucked.
Female Boboiboy: Can you two not.
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Mage Boboiboy [Fairy Tail AU]: Look! We can participate in the Grand Magic Games if we join the guild!
Ex-Dark Mage Fang: Eww no.
Mage Boboiboy: Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? For the jeweeeels!
Ex-Dark Mage Fang: No.
Mage Boboiboy: We can buy red carrot don-
Ex-Dark Mage Fang: Get me a fucking black tattoo.
Exceed Ochobot: Say what now
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Anti-Hero Boboiboy[BNHA AU]: Fang! There's only two villains left! We can do this!
Pro Hero Fang: I don't think we shoul-
Anti-Hero Boboiboy: WHEEEE LET'S GO! *jumps into the villains*
Pro Hero Fang: For fuck's sake
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Alicorn Boboiboy[MLP AU]: I CAN'T FLY I CAN'T FLY I CAN'T FUCKING FLY CELESTIA HELP M-
Alicorn Boboiboy: *crashes into a house*
Pegasus Yaya: Holy fuck
Alicorn Boboiboy, turning an orange into a pen: Is this how you do it?
Unicorn Fang: How do you even do that when you're trying to use levitation?????!!
Alicorn Boboiboy: Um by the power of friendship?
Unicorn Fang: Bullshit
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YOU ARE READING
Boboiboy Shitpost Book
General FictionWarning: Theories, Foreshadowing, Cursing, and indefinite sarcasm. Leaf is trying to figure out what shipping means. Solar is too embarrassed to help.
