Petir: … and I hate it
Petir: I JUST WANT TO SLEEP!!
Petir: STOP BLASTING JOHN CENA AT THREE AM IN MY ROOM!!!
Api: NO
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Going by the canon series, they should be arranged as the following (second tier included) (oldest to youngest)
Petir, Angin, Tanah, Halilintar, Taufan, Gempa, Api Air, Blaze, Ais, Thorn, Solar, Daun, Cahaya
Dear god...
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TBH wouldn't it be convenient if Gemgem just summoned golems and the rest of the elements controls them
Raises defense and attack power
Or Hali summoning a feccin sword storm
Or Tautau just manipulating the air in the villain's lungs
Or Solsol just aiming for a vital spot in an extremely concentrated laser
Or Ais just shooting darts into crooks and small wounds so the ice grows from the inside thus damaging vital organs
Because as far as we know his powers focus more on capture than kill
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Hali: Who are you?
Petir: I'm you, but a Dom.
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Api: Look at him. He's so innocent. He must be listening to some positive shit.
Daun, with headphones on: WAKEMEUPINSIDE-
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Imagine Tanah being the youngest in the beta trio and Petir was the one that dealt with all the chores and cooking.
Petir, age 10: ANGIN (9)!! STOP LEAVING YOUR ROOM IN A MESS!!!
Petir: TANAH (7)!! DON'T RAISE FUCKING PILLARS IN THE HOUSE!!!
Petir: API (6)!!! STOP SETTING THE HOUSE ON FIRE!!!
Petir: AIR (6)!!!! QUIT SLEEPING!!
Petir: DAUN (4)!!!!!!!! HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU SWINGING OFF THE FAN?!?!?!
Petir: CAHAYA (3)!! STOP DUMPING YOUR CHEMICALS. IN MY COFFEE!!
Tanah: But aren't you too young to drink coffee?
Petir, walking past the kitchen in pyjamas and a pink apron at 4am, holding a huge ass mug of coffee brewed in Monster: Exactly.
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Story prompt where the characters from angst stories escape and force their authors to relive the stories they put them through.
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Another story prompt where characters between different authors' books switch books and ors up to the authors to figure out which characters belong to which book.
Karensa: So we have a dead hali-
Bloop: It's Scar's.
Karensa: There's multiple--
Bloop: It's S c a r.
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YOU ARE READING
Boboiboy Shitpost Book
General FictionWarning: Theories, Foreshadowing, Cursing, and indefinite sarcasm. Leaf is trying to figure out what shipping means. Solar is too embarrassed to help.
